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karen
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Just for giggles

Someone on FB posted this test at OKC today. Just click the little grey link at the bottom of the following pages to skip having to sign up to see results.

http://www.okcupid.com/tests/test-are-you-dom-or-sub

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Your result for Test: Are You Dom or Sub? ... 90% Dominant! If you scored 60% or higher Dominant, then you are a Dom and should seek out a Sub partner (someone with submissive qualities). If you scored 40-60% Dominant, then you are a Switch and should seek out a partner with whom you can work out a good balance (someone who is also flexible). If you scored 40% or lower Dominant, then you are a Sub and should seek out a Dom partner (someone with dominant qualities). If two subs get together, then one of them is forced to assume a dom role, and that can create resentment and ill will. If two doms get together, they often butt heads and create a lot of friction. If a dom and a sub get together, that creates a yin and yang balance wherein both parties' emotional needs are met. Ahh, harmony! A switch is a wild card and presents more of a grey area. More information is needed to make an assessment. Your Analysis (Vertical line = Average) You scored 90% on Dominant, higher than 92% of your peers. You scored 10% on Submissive, higher than 7% of your peers.



I never really considered that I was Dom at all, despite not being submissive.

Figured my results would be in between.

I'm honestly a little surprised by the results. Though I'm sure it surprises absolutely none of you, considering how I tend to be viewed here. heh.

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Brett
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40% Dominant!

If you scored 60% or higher Dominant, then you are a Dom and should seek out a Sub partner (someone with submissive qualities). If you scored 40-60% Dominant, then you are a Switch and should seek out a partner with whom you can work out a good balance (someone who is also flexible). If you scored 40% or lower Dominant, then you are a Sub and should seek out a Dom partner (someone with dominant qualities).
If two subs get together, then one of them is forced to assume a dom role, and that can create resentment and ill will.
If two doms get together, they often butt heads and create a lot of friction.
If a dom and a sub get together, that creates a yin and yang balance wherein both parties' emotional needs are met. Ahh, harmony!
A switch is a wild card and presents more of a grey area. More information is needed to make an assessment.

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I'm stuck at the first question.

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gundamgarrett
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40% Dominant!



If you scored 60% or higher Dominant, then you are a Dom and should seek out a Sub partner (someone with submissive qualities). If you scored 40-60% Dominant, then you are a Switch and should seek out a partner with whom you can work out a good balance (someone who is also flexible). If you scored 40% or lower Dominant, then you are a Sub and should seek out a Dom partner (someone with dominant qualities).

If two subs get together, then one of them is forced to assume a dom role, and that can create resentment and ill will.

If two doms get together, they often butt heads and create a lot of friction.

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Dacarlo
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70%, but that test is pretty crap tbh.

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100% Dominant!

If you scored 60% or higher Dominant, then you are a Dom and should seek out a Sub partner (someone with submissive qualities). If you scored 40-60% Dominant, then you are a Switch and should seek out a partner with whom you can work out a good balance (someone who is also flexible). If you scored 40% or lower Dominant, then you are a Sub and should seek out a Dom partner (someone with dominant qualities).

If two subs get together, then one of them is forced to assume a dom role, and that can create resentment and ill will.

If two doms get together, they often butt heads and create a lot of friction.

If a dom and a sub get together, that creates a yin and yang balance wherein both parties' emotional needs are met. Ahh, harmony!

A switch is a wild card and presents more of a grey area. More information is needed to make an assessment.

Clearly, they are mistaken.

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karen
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see, asylum! and y'all are always on my case about it! she's worse!

*diverts attention to suki*

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Rokkr
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I don't need a test to tell me what I've known for years.

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quote:
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I don't need a test to tell me what I've known for years.



100% sub?

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ignatz mouse
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I am a switch.

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Brett
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you only dominate the media?

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I only dominate twinks like you.

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J E B Stuart
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Igmo jiggles, wiggles 'n' giggles. The total package.

Amen.

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quote:
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100% sub?

Take me off your fantasy list.

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Roshigoth
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Crap questions, most don't apply or don't have the right answer. And I'm not signing up just to get results.

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quote:
Originally posted by Roshigoth
And I'm not signing up just to get results.



quote:
Originally posted by karen
Just click the little grey link at the bottom of the following pages to skip having to sign up to see results.


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I didn't have a little grey link.

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karen
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Must be for VIP random site wanderers only, then.

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creepy uncle
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The test is flawed. There isn't questions like:

Do you want a woman's entire hand in your asshole?

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My anus is bleeding.

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Brett
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probably depends on how aggressive you get with your proctologist.

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50% Dominant!

Gots to be on top, and I'll never let someone tie me up.




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karen
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pretty sure the first time I had me some brett I tied him up with a scarf.

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karen
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oh, no. that was the 2nd time. the first time, we were watching deliverance. same night though, I think.

and yes, it was around this scene.



/classy broad

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Your result for The Serial Killer Test ...
David Berkowitz

Your personality matches Criminal Profile 40816###.
"I am deeply hurt by your calling me a woman hater. I am not. But I am a monster. I am the 'Son of Sam.' I am a little brat.

When father Sam gets drunk he gets mean. He beats his family. Sometimes he ties me up to the back of the house. Other times he locks me in the garage. Sam loves to drink blood.

'Go out and kill,' commands father Sam."

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Your personality type matches the criminal profile of David Berkowitz: Son of Sam.

He was always big for his age and always felt different and less attractive than his peers. All through his youth he was uncomfortable with other people. He did have one sport, baseball, which he played well.

His neighbors remember him as a nice-looking boy but with a violent streak, a bully who assaulted neighborhood kids for no apparent reason. He was hyperactive and very difficult for Pearl and Nat to control.

Even before the murders began, David had set some 1,488 fires in the city of New York and kept a diary of each one. He was acting out a control fantasy.

His landlords owned a noisy dog that howled frequently. The neighborhood dogs howled back. In David's diseased mind demons lived within the dogs and their howling was the way they ordered David to go hunting for blood; the blood of pretty young women.

Berkowitz was driven to the edge: "I'd come home to Coligni avenue like at six-thirty in the morning. It would begin then, the howling. On my days, off, I heard it all night, too. It made me scream. I used to scream out begging for the noise to stop. It never did.

"The demons never stopped. I couldn't sleep. I had no strength to fight. I could barely drive. Coming home from work one night, I almost killed myself in the car. I needed to sleep....The demons wouldn't give me any peace."

He killed half a dozen people and wounded several others as a result of his madness.

While you may or may not be capable of performing the horrific acts he did, you loosely resemble (with some obvious exceptions) his criminal profile based upon your general motivations, preferences and behavior patterns.

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Really?

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karen
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ooh! I wanna take it!
Is it on the site?

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