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karen
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What do you smell like right now?

Because everyone can agree that the Asylum needs another shitty postwhore thread, and this one was surprisingly popular on the Facebook forum a while back(started by Dacarlo, I think).


And there's more smelly men here, to give the fun, non-standard answers.

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karen
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Today I smell like Alba Gardenia shampoo, a Vanilla scented conditioner, and Pacifica Tahitian Gardenia perfume.
My hands smell like Method Cloudburst hand soap(which kind of smells like fabric softener or clean cotton).

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ignatz mouse
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My hair smells like candy, because of my conditioner. My mouth smells like morning breath, cuz I just got up.

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It ain't morning breath:



Amen.

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ignatz mouse
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My unmentionables smell just like flowers.

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A while back when I went to work I smelled of Gucci Guilty, which is turning into my favourite scent very quickly.

Now I smell of Lavender scented soap and my hair smells of Johnson & Johnson baby oil. My hands smell the same because I applied it on my hair, my feet smell like the floor in my apartment and my breath smells pretty neutral from all the water I've drank all day.

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I smell like my ass right now.
I need a shower.

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quote:
Originally posted by ignatz mouse
My unmentionables smell just like flowers.
Yes, dear. They're like a bouquet of certain wild flowers.



Amen.

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Oh, my. The rest home has soured your sense of smell.

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Oh, my. The rest home has soured your sense of smell.


he may be touched with fecal breath



My hands now smell like Method Tomato Vine hand soap. Which... smells like tomato vines. I love that smell so much.

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I smell like peanut butter cookies.

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My breath smells like blueberries from the fresh blueberries in my bowl of cheerios. My body smells like Gold Bond powder, and my feet smell aloe vera from the moisturizing lotion I use to keep the calluses from cracking.

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Human.

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Mister Freign
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coffee-mouth and sweaty sweater.

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i like to smell the dirt that occurs between my toes

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My olfactory organ is in tip top shape.

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Not sure what I've eaten, but it ain't good.

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Anyone else notice that Mouse has been talking about sex nonstop for the last couple of days? Sup with that?

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Looks like she's looking for a mate, get in there before anyone else does, at least you're in the same fucking country, which'll be a first for the forum!

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Mister Freign
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one of my biggest problems in life is that when I get really insistently frisky I talk about smashing the state nonstop;

what the hell is that all about?

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Dacarlo
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I smell like sweaty bear. I came off nights, slept for 5 hours then drove for 4 hours to and from the airport.

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My closely cropped hair smells of coconuts, my armpits of Rexona Sport deodorant, my body is lightly misted with some Kenzo Homme man parfum, my breath of coffee and my left hand smells of a freshly smoked cigarette.


Normally an a Saturday I smell like a sack full of assholes but I had a job interview this morning.

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Kenzo makes good stuff. I approve.

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Pinecrika
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An over the top queer asian fella sold me on it at LAX in the duty free store. The last thing I really thought I needed was a bottle of man parfum, but the way he went about it, doing all the samples and such I couldn't afford not to buy it. That cat was a credit to his employer. Every time I'm at LAX now I go in to see if he's still there, just to hear his sales spiel but I haven't seen him the last couple of times I've been there though. Perhaps he transfered to management.

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