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ignatz mouse
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ridiculous 911 calls

Dispatcher: 911, please state the nature of your emergency.
Drummer: My girlfriend is boobing me.
Dispatch: I'm sorry sir, could you repeat that?
Drummer: I am a victim of domestic violence. My girlfriend keeps bashing me with her boobs.

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So 2 weeks ago work got put on lock down because there was a death threat from a disgruntled client. Newretardboss didn't feel the need to phone the police even though the employee whom the threat was made against wasn't even in the locked down building - but rather wandering around town blissfully unaware of the threat (newretardboss also *choosing* not to tell her... as opposed to this merely being a rather large oversight, which would be more forgiveable), nor were the police called. It was considered appropriate by newretardboss that management sort it out through a polite conversation with Mr Crazyclient.

Last week a guy was seen stealing cigarette butts out of the ashtray in the carpark behind the building and newretardboss phoned 111 (our 911).

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ignatz mouse
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That is a seriously retarded boss ya got there.

Gg, can't view your posts on my stoopitphone.

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Muffers, if you hold newretardboss down, we could boob some sense into her.

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anyone that feels the need to can boob some sense into me.

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Muffers, if you hold newretardboss down, we could boob some sense into her.


That would be a boobpocylpse.... To the newstoopidboss anyway. I would find it boobtacular.

I guess this deserves a re-post..

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Ha Ha I remember that and there is no longer a stop and go there but thats about 30 min from me its called Huffsmith Kohrville Rd. LOL

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ignatz mouse
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My boobs just aren't as big or as badass as the beer-can-smasher lady. And, I'm glad.

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Police: NH Woman Called 911 To Get Help Ordering Chinese Food
March 29, 2013 7:44 PM



HOOKSETT, NH (CBS) – A Hooksett, New Hampshire woman was arrested for allegedly calling 911 because she wanted help ordering Chinese food.

Police say 57-year-old Elizabeth Niemi called 911 to get medical help on March 15th. When the fire department arrived, they learned that she really just wanted help ordering food.

The police department investigated, got a warrant, and arrested Niemi almost two weeks later. She was charged with Misuse of Emergency-911.

She was released on $5,000 bail and will be back in court in April.

http://boston.cbslocal.com/2013/03/...g-chinese-food/

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Woman calls cops to report that kittens are having sex in her yard
8 hrs ago



The Wisconsin Rapids, Wis., police blotter is filled with regular-sounding reports of stolen property and vehicle damage, and then there's the third item on the list. A woman called the police — and we're assuming this was a 911 call — to report that "a neighbor’s kittens were having sex in her yard." It's hard enough to imagine a pair of fluffy kitties getting freak-nasty in the grass, but is that really something that the cops need to investigate? We'll also assume that an officer didn't turn on his flashing lights and pull into her driveway, tires screeching to confirm that the cats were indeed engaging in intercourse. C'mon, let's remember that 911 is for real emergencies. Like asking for a divorce.

http://now.msn.com/wisconsin-woman-...tens-having-sex

Mew...mew...MEW!!!!!!

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