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mattdk
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You don't have to send me private messages either. You have my goddamn speakerphone number and ICQ.

You know how many extra clicks that took me?

Fffffffffrrrrrrrrrrrrraaaaaaaa

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Sexting: The easier way

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Cut it out ho

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I'm jealous.

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Ok I'll PM you

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I want a shotgun.

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Wait don't reply to that

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God damn it

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people still use ICQ? I guess Skype isn't cool enough, lol.

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I hope you sent that to the wrong person you drunk asshole

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nope, it was a joke

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I can't tell which of you is the jealous lover.

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I just had a peanut butter jelly protein bar.

It's me.

I'm jelly

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You're some kind of prodigious wordsmith, you.

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He's a disbarred wordsmith. Assuming one has no idea what disbarred actually means.

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quote:
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people still use ICQ? I guess Skype isn't cool enough, lol.


I still remember my number which is amazing given how old it is. Wonder if I can still log in to it.

quote:

...peanut butter jelly protein bar



Is this code for sucking cock?

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Yo Matt, did you tell that girl you loved her yet? C'mon!

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quote:
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I still remember my number which is amazing given how old it is. Wonder if I can still log in to it.



Is this code for sucking cock?



No, one of these bad boys:



But if you're offering, I could give you some "Muscle Milk"

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Since this thread is about me I am going to use it as a place to air my frustration. So, there I am trying to finish up the paperwork for my divorce, My wife finally contacted me and agreed to "just sign the fucking papers", and I get to the point where I need her SSn and DLN, I am doing it without a lawyer. I don't remember these, so I call her, and she says she is not gonna give me that info because her BF said I didn't need to know it. I tried explaining that I will see it anyways when I sign the papers, and she still refused, I then told her that I looked it up and if she won't give it to me, I will have to hire a lawyer and sue her for the info, she STILL FUCKING REFUSED!

Should I give it a few days and see if she changes her mind, or just go ahead and hire a lawyer tomorrow?

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Just got an email and it better not be a private fucking message

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Garrett what the fuck is wrong with you?

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tis

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Since this thread is about me I am going to use it as a place to air my frustration. So, there I am trying to finish up the paperwork for my divorce, My wife finally contacted me and agreed to "just sign the fucking papers", and I get to the point where I need her SSn and DLN, I am doing it without a lawyer. I don't remember these, so I call her, and she says she is not gonna give me that info because her BF said I didn't need to know it. I tried explaining that I will see it anyways when I sign the papers, and she still refused, I then told her that I looked it up and if she won't give it to me, I will have to hire a lawyer and sue her for the info, she STILL FUCKING REFUSED!

Should I give it a few days and see if she changes her mind, or just go ahead and hire a lawyer tomorrow?

look on your old tax return for the ssn.

look through old cancelled checks for the dl#. most of the time, businesses write it on the check. failing that, the utility companies or apartment complexes may have it on file as part of the service/rental agreement. failing that, you might be able to get the info from your auto insurance company if you had a joint policy.

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look on your old tax return for the ssn.

look through old cancelled checks for the dl#. most of the time, businesses write it on the check. failing that, the utility companies or apartment complexes may have it on file as part of the service/rental agreement. failing that, you might be able to get the info from your auto insurance company if you had a joint policy.



thought about the tax returns, but I don't have any of our paper work that didn't make it to the yard when she kicked me out.

Thanks for the advice about the utility/apartments, tried the auto insurance, they wont give me her info, because we canceled our joint policy.

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you can get a copy from the irs. after I lost my house in Katrina and had to apply for some loans to rebuild after being dicked by the flood insurance, and got printouts from them.

if y'all took out any loans together, you can ask for photocopies of the agreements. that may have the dl#, too. or the initial paperwork for a joint account at the bank. your marriage license might have that too, since you'd have to establish identity and residency.

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