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Dacarlo
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Srsly, we don't have one?

Ok I didn't search too hard.

http://www.listchallenges.com/100-b...ademy?ref=share

I think my score should be one less since I have seen Brazil, but hated it with a passion.

Some of these I've not seen in donkeys years and forgot em so probably shouldnt count either.

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I scored a 70. I have no idea what it means.

Maybe that's due to the moron in me.

Amen.

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AKIRA and Ghost in the Shell were the only two I have not seen.
What does this mean?

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Akira was a guy who yelled TETSUO a lot, and some explosions.

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quote:
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AKIRA and Ghost in the Shell were the only two I have not seen.
What does this mean?



You're not much of a gook if you haven't seen them. As far as manga goes, those two and wicked city are a good introduction to the genre.
Oh, and ninja scroll. That was bossss.

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All 100. In my defense I've been a dateless, social outcast for the majority of my life.
But I never played D&D! (That requires interacting with other people.) Yuck!

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Also, I have never been a Big Lebowski fan. I just don't like Jeff Bridges.

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91. There were a few I simply never wanted to see, and a couple that I just haven't gotten around to. Oh, and Dune, which gave up on after 5 minutes.

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Akira released its 25th Anniversary Edition on Blu-ray earlier this month, if anyone is interested.

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quote:
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... Oh, and Dune, which gave up on after 5 minutes.

I did the same thing.

Amen.

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TETSUO!!

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quote:
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You're not much of a gook if you haven't seen them. As far as manga goes, those two and wicked city are a good introduction to the genre.
Oh, and ninja scroll. That was bossss.



One should probably add Urotsukidoji series to that list. Nothing like some tentacle penis demons to get ones juices flowing.

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quote:
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Oh, and Dune, which gave up on after 5 minutes.


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I did the same thing.

Amen.



Infidels.

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Indeed. [p]

Amen.

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TETSUOOOOOO

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Bonus geek points if you can name the song/band playing the Manga Theme tune.

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Refuse/resist - Sepultura. At least that was the theme music back in the day. It used to be something else, not as cool as Max growling and Igor's tribal drumming.

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Well, this is for this thread:



Amen.

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how strongly left-brained or right-brained you are...

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63% left-brained.

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Congratulations. You use your brain equally.

http://en.sommer-sommer.com/braintest/?data=NDQsNTY=

Question 1:
dancer

According to how your brain works, the dancer will either turn clockwise or counter clockwise. If she turns clockwise, then you use predominantly the right side of your brain and you are more than likely right-handed.

Question 2:
Color test
Conflict:

The right side of the brain wants to pick the color that matches the word, the left wants to choose the word written. When you make a mistake, that’s the left side of the brain in action.
Question 3:
picture
Answer A:

If you chose this picture, the left side of your brain is most dominant. This is because the circle has a simple and recognized shape that is easy to define.
Answer B:

This shape is a compromise between the simple first picture and the wild picture in answer C. The figure is more complex and fascinating, yet self-contained. Therefore, it is chosen most frequently by people whose brain halves are equally pronounced.
Answer C:

If you chose this picture, the right side of your brain is most dominant. The figure appears incomplete, without shape or direction. It offers the possibility of development.
Question 4:
Similar to
Answer A:

The figures are equal in size and relatively equal in color. If you chose answer A, the right side of your brain is most dominant.
Answer B:

Here, the figures are also equal in size. They differ greatly, however, in color. This visual factor is the result of the dominance of the left side of your brain.
Answer C:

Here, the original picture was broken down into fragments. If you chose this answer, the right side of your brain is most dominant.
Question 5:
friendship
Answer A:

The circles in this figure are loosely grouped, but not entirely unstructured. If you chose this answer, no side of your brain claims dominance.
Answer B:

The arrangement of circles in this figure is the typical expectation of a friend circle. This visual factor is the result of the dominance of the left side of your brain.
Answer C:

In this image, the circles are distanced equally from one another. Answer C is chosen most frequently by those whose right brain half dominates.
Questions 6,7 and 8:

If you're in right-brain mode, you will use your left hand, left leg, or left eye.

If you're in left-brain mode, you will use your right hand, right leg, or right eye. In these cases, the right side of the body is controlled by the left side of the brain, and vice versa.

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http://www.livescience.com/12916-10...uman-brain.html

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44% left, 56% right.

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