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Large Filipino
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God Hates

Corvettes.

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And the South.




Because they hate.

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hating your creation is the realm of men who play God not actual Gods

and southerners aren't as hateful and bigoted as you think; they're just really, really stupid

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SimpleSimon
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That video from the car museum is hilarious.

From the posts on this board, it appears that one certain brown adoptive Coloradan is the most hateful, overall.

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magnolia
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and god loves the phillipines, because he gave them an earthquake and a super typhoon in the space of a couple of months?

what's wrong with this picture?

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They haven't converted to mohamedism, of course Allah smites them.

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But God gave us Arnel Pineda.
And Manny Pacquiao.
But he's against gay marriage.
So fuck that guy!

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and you got imelda!

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I liked Imelda. Unlike Corazon Aquino, she was an open, up-front kleptocrat who never pretended to give a shit about the poor. Besides, any woman that insane over shoes is a figure of pity.

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God obviously hates cars.

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Then why did he make so many of them?

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Cars are Satan's work.

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You just say that because you don't know how to drive. You're like an old Asian woman, they can't drive either. I may have to start calling you Chinko instead of Dane. Let me think about that for a while.

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It appears your mother must be an old asian woman.

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She's not but when she drove she definitely drove like one.

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God Hates Earth Worms.

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Then why did he make so many of them?


That's like asking why he made so many sinners.

God loves a fuck up. It's his version of job security.

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J E B Stuart
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Colorado



because LF steadfastly refuses to get treatment for his chronic nocturnal enuresis despite having Obama-style medical coverage that he got on his own with absolutely no help from anyone, no gubmint subsidies, and no ill-gotten gains and proceeds from stolen condiments, plastic utensils and napkins sold on the black market.

Amen.

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Snake handling Pastors.

http://www.thedenverchannel.com/new...from-snake-bite

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me

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That would mean that he would need to play more concerts.

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