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Large Filipino
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The greatest Avondale thread ever

Less than a hundred to go before the big 50.
If I had a dollar for every post I made I would buy a toy.

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Trenchant_Troll
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Registered: Mar 2004
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That's a lot of posts.

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Coincidence
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Registered: Apr 2004
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TOYS. Now I wanne see Close Encounters again.

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Large Filipino
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It's getting near.
So what happens when I hit 50 thousand?
Does it reset because the number is so unbelievable?

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mattdk
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Woah I've never ignored almost 50,000 posts before

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creepy uncle
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Registered: Apr 2006
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You have to post your tiny asian cock for us to guffaw at.
I'm kidding. Please don't.

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Coincidence
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FOUR dudes voted.
You didn't do try hard enough and now you must show your penis to cruncle.

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creepy uncle
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Coin wants to see your junk, he's using me as a medium.

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quote:
Originally posted by Large Filipino
It's getting near.
So what happens when I hit 50 thousand?
Does it reset because the number is so unbelievable?

Hopefully your account is retired to the Hall of Shame.

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Tuba

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Maybe youll get a life.

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Coincidence
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So we all agree. Naked LF photos it is.

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Large Filipino
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But if I post them the women would be like so sorry for me and I would get a lot of sympathy and the men would be like how in the fuck do I have kids?
I had a dream last night that on my 50 thousandth post I lost all my posts and pernts and I started back at zero.
I cried so hard.
But I don't think this will happen.
Avondale.
This post is for you!

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Large Filipino
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I dedicate this post to me.
Yea.
And to you guys too I guess.
(Looks around to see if I lost it all)

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Large Filipino
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YAY! ALL MY SHIT IS STILL HERE!
(cries)
Posting for the memory of this epic event.

Attachment: avondale.jpg
This has been downloaded 24 time(s).

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ignatz mouse
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Registered: Mar 2004
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I am not a dude, last time I checked. Hmmm, I should probably check again.

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All those in favor of duct taping LF to a metal folding chair and beating him with rubber mallets with broken glass embedded in them before dragging him behind a Humvee through a dried up riverbed and then lighting him on fire and running him through a woodchopper aimed into a pig trough say aye.

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J E B Stuart
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Well, that's pretty inspired. Trouble is, the woodchipper tends to end the fun.

I suggest first chaining him with an ankle bracelet to a fire hydrant in downtown Atlanta wearing only a diaper with a sign taped to his back that reads, "I sing negro sprituals for condiments, plastic ware and napkins."

Amen.

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I'll go with JEB's advice because that won't actually hurt.

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quote:
Originally posted by ignatz mouse
I am not a dude, last time I checked. Hmmm, I should probably check again.

Oops. Sorry. Guys and ladies!

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quote:
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I'll go with JEB's advice because that won't actually hurt.

You sure 'bout dat?



Amen.

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quote:
Originally posted by Trenchant_Troll
All those in favor of duct taping LF to a metal folding chair and beating him with rubber mallets with broken glass embedded in them before dragging him behind a Humvee through a dried up riverbed and then lighting him on fire and running him through a woodchopper aimed into a pig trough say aye.

I'm not sure. Those chairs can be very annoying.

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