Two words: Death Star; which I might add, is conspicuously absent from that pictorial collection of spacecraft. It's the fucking Death Star. It's only the size of a small moon and blows whole planets to smithereens. How the hell do you miss the Death Star?
quote:Originally posted by Trenchant_Troll Two words: Death Star; which I might add, is conspicuously absent from that pictorial collection of spacecraft. It's the fucking Death Star. It's only the size of a small moon and blows whole planets to smithereens. How the hell do you miss the Death Star?
Womp rat. Family Guy got it right. Both with that, and paying by the laser, and Old Ben.
Admiral Motti: Any attack made by the Rebels against this station would be a useless gesture, no matter what technical data they've obtained. This station is now the ultimate power in the universe.
Darth Vader (Stewie): That is fantastic! Terrific work! So, no weaknesses at all?
Vader: You...you hesitated there. Is there something I should know?
Admiral: No, it's virtually indestructible, like 99.99%
Vader: Okay, wouldn't be doing my job if I didn't ask what's the .01?
Admiral: Well, there's this little hole, it was kind of an aesthetic choice by the architect, and if you shoot a laser into this hole, the station blows up.
Vader: Whoa, whoa! That sounds like a pretty big design flaw.
Admiral: Nah, it's nothing. I mean, the hole's only about two meters across.
Grand Moff Tarkin (Adam West): Why, that's no bigger than a womp rat.
Admiral: Exactly. And to even get within range of it, you have to skim along this whole trench, it's no big deal.
Vader: Well, can't we board it up? I mean, put some plywood over it?
Admiral: Well, that would look terrible. We've got to think about resale.
Vader: Resale? What are you talking about?! This property's right above Sunset, the value's only going to go up!
Admiral: Lord Vader, your inside references on the Los Angeles real estate market have not given you the clairvoyance to turn around that profit on that condo in Glendale. Nor has it... [Vader's force chokes Motti]
Vader: I find your lack of faith disturbing. That property is in a prime location, 20 minutes to the beach, 20 minutes to downtown...
Admiral: [gasps] There's...nothing to do...downtown!
Tarkin: Enough of this! Vader, release him!
Vader: As you wish. [releases Motti] So, are we going to plug up that hole?
Imperial Officer: Yeah. We can get it done tomorrow if price is no object.
Officer: We'll get estimates.
Vader: Yeah, estimates, yeah.