The worst part of this story for me is that no one has shown a picture of the suitcase. I'd like dimensions,damnit. I also hope more stuff like this happens, just so I can see that spokesperson more often.
Ignore the dimensions because if this was combined with the youtube popular "will it blend", then your choices are endless. It then very clearly becomes a style discussion, color and accessories like a folding handle and alloy-wheels with super smooth bearings.