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mattdk
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Hangin with Gundamgarrett



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mattdk
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I did amateur surgery on his ass

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J E B Stuart
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Um, what's the back story?

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Back story LOL.

There doesn't have to be one. That's what I prefer to think.
People climb mountains just because the mountains are there.

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Climb mountains? Looks like spelunking to me.

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I'll let him tellit

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J E B Stuart
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So, I take it he's still in recovery?

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mattdk
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Yeah, I'm still repacking it every day.

He said he'd post tonight and then didn't so I'm going to say he's still fucking with a double butthole

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You're a brute.

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Some Girl
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Dude...is that a straw wrapper coming out of hiss ass?

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If it came out his ass, that ass is the cleanest ass in all christendom.

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Well it kinda looks...bloody...at the top. *Pukes*

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Large Filipino
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Okay how did this happen?
Ass plug too big?

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mattdk
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OK he says he'll sign in on his laptop but I know he won't so I'll just transcribe.

Garrett: "Yeah. Took a straw wrapper and tampon. What?

What? Gurgle gurgle. Heeeeek. Click click. Click click. Cough. Keep keep keep karaoke koo."

OK tuck this

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That's funny, but I have no idea why.

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I'll let him tellit

Well. We're still waitin'. Did he get religion, or sumpin'?

Amen.

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Our imaginations have been running wild and we need peace of mind.

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This nigga was about to post then passed out by his laptop

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You riding the white horse, son?

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Maybe it was a snake bite and mattdk tried to suck out the venom.

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So, did Gundamgarrett have a relapse?

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He did try to get sauced on some Worcester

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Years ago, I had a friend who had hemorrhoid surgery. He had gangrene down there and they carved away on his butthole.

Owie.

Amen.

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Years ago, I had a friend who had hemorrhoid surgery. He had gangrene down there and they carved away on his butthole.

Owie.

Amen.



I'm glad I'm not having dinner while reading this.

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I'm glad I'm not having dinner while reading this.

So, I take it youre not interested in a New Gangrene Deal, either?

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