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melon
Fishleader

Registered: Jul 2000
Location: salmon city
Posts: 1412
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you hear about it alot. its all around you. death, in its unnecessary form. the poems, the tv shows, everything else. its horrible.

and so, the one world government has developed this easy 1 step program to help you avoid ALL unnecessary actions, which might lead to death.

from now on, people will only die when eating. because eating is a necessary action. you might choke, you might die.

but then, no one will call that death unnecessary. because you were eating. you were eating and you were growing as a person.

everything else, thats unnecessary.
and if people eat and die otherwise, they will be sued.

you must chew like youve never chewed before.

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Roshigoth
The Cheesemeister

Registered: Aug 2000
Location: Myrtle Beach, SC
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Hmm... I think I'm gonna stop eating.

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Emerald
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Registered: Oct 2000
Location: Texas
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I think eating, sleeping, peeing, and pooping are a waste of precious time.

heh.


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