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Talking TO EVERYONE WHO CELEBRATES VDAY!!! YOU'RE SUCKERS AND SHOULD DONATE THAT MONEY TO ME!

hem. Enough said.

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Dacarlo
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quote:
Originally posted by bunkum:
hem. Enough said.



In a world of fabrication, purity is a blessing.

Feel the Love
*SMOOCH*



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of the light that you know, and there's only
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Spooky
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VDay? As in WW2 or am I completely misinterpretting this?

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Melesse
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That's exactly what I would say if I wasn't getting any play either.

Melesse

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Princess_Chelle
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my six year old son william has been calling it villans day.
i think i will start calling it that as well.
much more honest, dont you think?


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Melesse, I am getting play.

Chelle, I like the way you and your son think.


Ok, I'm waiting for my mailbox to fill with checks, people!

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Princess_Chelle
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if i had money to spend on villans day, i would buy myself something.
sorry bunkum, how about some free phone sex?
i hear i have the best phone sex voice around...from illussion no less!
hehe


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*sends bunkum a VDay card*
hehe

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Dog Breath
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quote:
Originally posted by Spooky:
VDay? As in WW2 or am I completely misinterpretting this?




LOL good one Spooky! Celebrate V day. Kill someone with a hand grenade.

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Dingle
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am i the only one that has realizes villans day isnt til tomorrow?

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CAL
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Bunkum...

Some day you will find the love that makes everyday a Valentine's Day. The gifts you will receive will be from the heart, not the wallet. Waking in the morning to soft kisses on your cheeks. Curling up with a good book, on a stormy Sunday afternoon, while he makes you tea without saying a word. Walking hand in hand with you in the fresh snow, making small talk about love and life. Little notes that end with "I love you..".

It means so much more then just money... It means for that moment you have someone who loves you... moments like that are rare, until you find the one that makes that moment as common as a sunset.

Until then, enjoy the feeling...



Eric



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quote:
Originally posted by CAL:
Curling up with a good book, on a stormy Sunday afternoon, while he makes you tea without saying a word.



i didnt know men knew how to boil water.

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http://www.americanheart.org/ and http://www.bhf.org.uk/ like donations too.

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Paint CHiPs
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Alright, I send you my donation.

But I am not really comfortable sending money through the mail, so it should arrive in the form of a Hallmark card, a dozen roses, and a box of chocolates.

Maybe you can cash those in or something, I dunno.

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preach on!!!

quote:
Originally posted by bunkum:
hem. Enough said.




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quote:
Originally posted by CAL:
Bunkum...

Some day you will find the love that makes everyday a Valentine's Day. The gifts you will receive will be from the heart, not the wallet. Waking in the morning to soft kisses on your cheeks. Curling up with a good book, on a stormy Sunday afternoon, while he makes you tea without saying a word. Walking hand in hand with you in the fresh snow, making small talk about love and life. Little notes that end with "I love you..".

It means so much more then just money... It means for that moment you have someone who loves you... moments like that are rare, until you find the one that makes that moment as common as a sunset.




*Belches*
Yeah...what he said. You wanna screw?

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After alot of thinking yesterday I've come to agree with bunkum. Fuck it!! What is Valentine's Day anyways? Some stupid fucking story revolving around a Saint who was forbidden to wed, but did so anyways upon punishment of death... Who cares? It's probably a big lie anyways, capitalized on by the commercial entities. Just like Christmas. Fuck it, I'm gonna stop celebrating Christmas too!!

From now on, I will no longer give just for the sake of giving, for fear it will be interpreted as trying to be commercial.

Fuck it and fuck Valentine's Day... anyone who celebrates it is a fucking kook!!

Ti Amo Bunkum...

CAL

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Umm, CAL? Does this mean Hunter Dan has to come back?

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CAL
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quote:
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Umm, CAL? Does this mean Hunter Dan has to come back?


No, you can keep Hunter Dan and the calender... Consider it a bribe in order for me to gain access to a Mod's power.

CAL

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Well, I let everyone in chat know, so I'll post it here too.

SOME FOOOOOOOL HAD A SKYWRITER SCRIBBLE HEARTS ALL OVER THE SKY ABOVE LOS ANGELES!!

What an idiot, I bet that cost a pretty penny and didn't do anybody any good. Dumbass should have spent his money on something good, like Hot Wings and Beer...

What an absolute (sorry abs - ) IDIOT!!

I'm starting to see the stupidity more and more now that "mine eyes have been opened"...

CAL

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If I were to do anything on this auspicious day, other than send my "darling" wife an e-mail, i'd go to the bar and try to advantage of some poor lonely girl on this loneliest of all days.

-m


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quote:
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Well, I let everyone in chat know, so I'll post it here too.

SOME FOOOOOOOL HAD A SKYWRITER SCRIBBLE HEARTS ALL OVER THE SKY ABOVE LOS ANGELES!!




Ummm, I'd actually like to see that.

Any chance of somebody scrounging up a picture?

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St. Valentine's Day: 5th Century Rome

"...The Catholic Church's attempt to paper over a popular pagan fertility rite with the clubbing death and decapitation of one of its own martyrs is the origin of this lovers' holiday."
http://grove.ufl.edu/~leo/val.html

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In Rome in A.D. 270, Valentine had enraged the mad emperor the mad emperor Claudius II, who had issued an edict forbidding marriage. Claudius felt that married men made poor soldiers, because they were loath to leave their families for battle. The empire needed soldiers, so Claudius, never one to fear unpopularity, abolished marriage.

Valentine, bishop of Interamna, invited young lovers to come to him in secret, where he joined them in the sacrament of matrimony. Claudius learned of this "friend of lovers," and had the bishop brought to the palace. The emperor, impressed with the young priest's dignity and conviction, attempted to convert him to the Roman gods, to save him from otherwise certain execution. Valentine refused to renounce Christianity and imprudently attempted to convert the emperor. On February 24, 270, Valentine was clubbed, stoned, then beheaded.

History also claims that while Valentine was in prison awaiting execution, he fell in love with the blind daughter of the jailer, Asterius. Through his unswerving faith, he miraculously restored her sight. He signed a farewell message to her "From Your Valentine," a phrase that would live long after its author died.



bah, so he gave his life for love... whoooo cares?? I don't anymore...

CAL



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