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Ocular Skullfuckery

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Post Ok, this is the funniest insult I've ever heard.....



"Why don't you go outside and play hide and go fuck yourself?"

What's you're favorite insult?


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GoFuckYourselves!
#1 Asylum Dumbfuck!

Registered: Oct 2000
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You're a parasite for sore eyes!

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#1 Asylum Dumbfuck!

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Gee, what a terrific party. Later on we'll get some fluid and embalm each other.

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aminal
incomplete

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'You're one load your mother should have swallowed'

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It is only our minds that separate us."

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Spooky
twisty turny thing

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'you are about as artistic as a group of colourblind hedgehogs in a bag'

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I am not expecting to change anything by this post other than awareness. Please do not take anything I say as fact, I am only relaying opinon of limited sources, who themselves know nothing and thus should also be ignored as heresay and could never be admissable in a court of law.

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aminal
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quote:
Originally posted by Spooky:
'you are about as artistic as a group of colourblind hedgehogs in a bag'



Balrick, you wouldn't recognize a subtle plan if it painted itself
purple and danced naked on a harpsicord singing "Subtle plans are
here again".

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It is only our minds that separate us."

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Vegas
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Registered: Feb 2001
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"Why don't you go drink a big glass of shut the fuck up?"

I never could get enough of that one.

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roto-plooker....and you're gonna have to pay for it."
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quins
Chicken Tender

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Shut up or you're gonna walk home with your teeth in your pocket.

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Hard to believe I beat out 1,000,000 other sperm isn't it?

I've got more flame than an empty lighter.

Sp00ky ownz me.

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Danielle
Runs with scissors

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Not the brightest crayon in the box, are we?

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Mordecai
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"Nor the sharpest tool in the shed."


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mori-man
semanticaly empty

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you cunt

(as said in a croyden accent, i just love it i suppose it sounds like you kant)

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cuntacular wench

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As useful as wet toilet paper.

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Smug Git
Arrogance Personified

Registered: Aug 2001
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"Your face looks like it was made from clay by a blind man with a spade"

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wonderaz
Sarky Bastard

Registered: Jul 2000
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Damn, is that your face or did your neck throw up?

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euphorbia
caustic milk - hybrid

Registered: Apr 2001
Location: behind the irony curtain
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"go slap your mother for raising such a dumb fuck."

I use that one in diablo a lot.

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Thimbles worth of opinion
Symetrically challenged

Registered: Aug 2000
Location:
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Say hello to idiocy. What? You've known each other along time?

How could Darwin have missed you?

I slept with your sister. She was lousy.

Buddy, you suck.

I never meant to hurt you. Sometimes good things happen unintentionally.

Wake up and smell your feces!

I'd rip off your balls if I had a microscope.

Stupid tends to travel in groups; so where's your friends?

You sound like Rush Limbaugh.

You look like Rush Limbaugh.

*fill in the blank* like Rush Limbaugh. (Dese are fightin' words)

Your mother was banged by Rush Limbaugh.

Man, when you flatulate it's like you said something typical.

You could have three Beastmaster's and I'd still wipe you with peons!

Mentruation must really suck for you today.

Say, did I just put my foot in your mouth?

When did your mass collapse into the singularity of suck that it is today?

Hope for a brighter future. Presently you bite.

Gonereaha doesn't clear up when it's a personality trait.

You should beep when you back up.

Do most of your dates end with the words "I came, I saw, I threw up"?

Look around. The world is laughing at you.

Pardon my spelling but fuck you!

Repulsive is just another compliment to you.

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squee
the amen break

Registered: Jul 2001
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Usually I just get mad and then think of the perfect insult like a day later.

Sorry.

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"That's the first time the PRIDE ever scared the chickenshit out of somebody."

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Kayla
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Registered: Aug 2001
Location: Seattle, WA
Posts: 3224

sharp as a burlap sack full of wet kittens

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mmmtravis
stealthy ninja

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dirty jew!

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MrBig
Pet My Peacock

Registered: Mar 2002
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Posts: 321

My kids follow me everywhere.
I'm going to go play in traffic.

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rodney
It's cold down here.

Registered: Jul 2001
Location: Little Rock.
Posts: 2953

Suck these nuts, Bitch. Fuck off! not really, just something SP told me long ago, I can't really think of my favorite right now. Shut your mouth before I put my cock in it is a good one.

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J E B Stuart
Administrator

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Yer as wuthless as tits on a boar hog.

Amen.

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Dacarlo
ex-member

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You're a cock smoking donkey fucker.

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Smug Git
Arrogance Personified

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Tom Sharpe had an insult in one of his books, 'You're a cunt-loving son of a syphilitic whore'.

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