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Dingle
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It took the woman a few minutes to comprehend the picture her doctor had placed in front of her. She stared at what appeared to be the opening of a pink, rather slimy tube. On the upper left-hand corner of the picture there was an oval-shaped label - a Gala apple sticker. The woman was confused. Smiling, gastroenterologist Paul Butler told her that she was looking at a picture of her colon that he'd taken during an endoscopic exam.

"She obviously ate the apple and swallowed it and the label went all the way through the intestines unchanged," Paul said with a laugh.

And with that -- a picture and a good sense of humor -- he'd helped take some of the mystery out of medicine.

"Patients are very much interested in what the doctor sees during endoscopy, regardless of whether it is a normal or abnormal finding," Paul said. "It is easier to comprehend an unfamiliar concept if illustrated with a picture."

from http://www.photopoint.com/phototalk...01-03/guts.html

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Danielle
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thats kinda cool, I wonder what kinda stuff I have in my colon. Besides the obvious.

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Dingle
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thats kinda cool, I wonder what kinda stuff I have in my colon. Besides the obvious.



the obvious would be like sperm and old condoms and stuff right?

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thats bullshit, first, who eats the sticker? Second, who doesnt chew when they eat?!

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quote:
Originally posted by Dingle:

"Patients are very much interested in what the doctor sees during endoscopy, regardless of whether it is a normal or abnormal finding," Paul said. "It is easier to comprehend an unfamiliar concept if illustrated with a picture."


I've seen pics of my insides at work.
It's not pleasant.
Really.
I said no to the tape.

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Princess_Chelle
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i have seen my reproductive organs but never my colon.
i kinda thought it was cool being able to see myself from the inside. and i do have a tape, somewhere!

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Dingle, show the picture they took of your colon last month!

OK folks, if he does, note the little pink things behind the electric toothbrush. Those aren't polyps, they are baby hamsters.

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More immediate dangers:



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I'm...soooo vain...I thought this thread was about me...I'm soooo vaaaain

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Damn you Goatboy! You beat me to it!

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Your fucking killing me !!! Thats some funny shit !!

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