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urbanjunkie
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Although she will never read this, I would like to thank the rather tasty sort on the train journey home this morning who spent the fifteen minutes or so that it takes to get from east putney station to victoria, rubbing up against me and pinching my arse.

thank you, horny vixen. i love you.


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Princess_Chelle
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your welcome

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quote:
Originally posted by Princess_Chelle:
your welcome






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aminal
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wow...

bonus.
You didn't say anything to her? or pay her money or any shit like that tho right?

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Slappy must have gotten out of her cage again.

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I question the gender of the suspect.

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I thought this was going to be about pinching a loaf...

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Dead_Inside
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quote:
Originally posted by wonderaz:
I question the gender of the suspect.


And I'd check to see if I still had my wallet.

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quote:
Originally posted by aminal:

You didn't say anything to her? or pay her money or any shit like that tho right?





i smiled. nervously, mind you. no payment was made and wonderaz please piss off.



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quote:
Originally posted by urbanjunkie:

....and wonderaz please piss off.




That's what I thought, you aren't sure either, are you?

Don't worry, that doesn't necessarily make you a homo.




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Princess_Chelle
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hehe
this thread ROCKS
i really do think so
yes i do!!!
maybe ill just move to london and spend all day riding the tube and pinching arses.
yehaw!

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go fuck an ostrich.


quote:
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That's what I thought, you aren't sure either, are you?

Don't worry, that doesn't necessarily make you a homo.






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and you didn't get her number

pfft

newbie

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i want a ticket for the chelle-express !!

CHOO-CHOO !!


quote:
Originally posted by Princess_Chelle:

maybe ill just move to london and spend all day riding the tube and pinching arses.
yehaw!






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Princess_Chelle
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come on ride the train!!!!!

i think i can i think i can i think i can

chugga chugga
CHOO CHOO
all aboard!!!!!!!!!
GANG BANG!!!!!

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Generic Failure
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quote:
Originally posted by urbanjunkie:
go fuck an ostrich.



Hehe, funny stuff!

I can just see the press coverage now, about chelle's pinching streak.

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Paint CHiPs
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See, and I thought this would be about jailtime.

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