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J E B Stuart
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Even in Oz...

No country is safe from grasshoppa’s Disciples of Free Condiments:

THE “dumbest” defendant of the day in Darwin Local Court stole a condiments tray from McDonald’s on Smith St after a night on the sauce with mates, before boasting of her crime on Facebook.

Kyara Blazely, 18, pleaded guilty to a single count of stealing, committed in the early hours of March 26. ...


From here.

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I'm 35 now. I feel like I'm close though.

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Hey, Sherm! How is your mom and your little brother? Are you still in the Service?

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I forgot my password to my old account, and the email. It's been a minute.

Hi. My mom is 59 this year. She needs new knees. My brother lives in Colorado and grows marijuana and has a pretty sweet cushy job and a really awesome fiancee.

I'm no longer in the army. I was honorably discharged in 2009 after 2 tours through Iraq, Afghanistan, and Kuwait.

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Thank you for your service, Shermie.

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Heh, I still remember that time Mr. Shermanator posted that pic of his hog-tied little brother. Funny, funny! 😂🤣😁

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I never saw that.

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It was a looong time ago.

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Dinosaurs roamed the earth then.

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They still do. How else do you explain The Loretta?

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GFY, yeah. I think they help, but don't cure the underlying issue. Though I believe in cognitive psychology, I think more has to do with behavior than we realize.

So, I did start writing... First book is going to be pretty basic - just about learning, memory and who knows what else. I'm ankle deep in research. I've got my mnemonics bit pretty much covered. I need to decide where else I want to take the memory portion of said book. Plan on aiming for five chapters. We'll see if I get that far.

I talked with someone who just did kindle direct publishing and had some pretty good luck. I am fairly confident I'll go that route as well. Sure, you're selling your soul to amazon, but I'm not sure it matters in the end.

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I wrote a book. It's in its 7th printing. The first six were blurred.

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Herk. How many times have I told you to keep your crayolas sharp?

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Sheesh! I was in kindergarten at the time! What do you expect??

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You did set a record. What was it? Eight times you flunked kindergarten? That was determination.

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I kept failing "nap time." I'm in the third grade now so, as you can see, I did make it through and triumph after all.

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