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urbanjunkie
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T3 - a pile of poo ???

i doubt terminator 3: the rise of the machines will be any good:



james cameron isnt directing

no linda hamilton

edward furlong can't keep out of rehab long enough to reprise his role as john connor

one of the key female actresses was replaced four week into principal photography and replaced by clare danes of all people

and carrie ann moss isnt playing the evil terminator.

its being directed by the guy who driected u-571

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that's sick...

and t2 was so much better then the orignal

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urbanjunkie
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t2 was great when it first came out, but i watched it a year or so back and it just seem dated to me *shrugs*

i think the time travel paradox fucks it up really.

t1 is a classic.

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Re: T3 - a pile of poo ???

quote:
Originally posted by urbanjunkie
its being directed by the guy who driected u-571


well at least he has good credentials in fiction.

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points?

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quote:
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points?




whore?

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culture points for bowmore

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Will T3 suck? Of course it will. The storyline doesn't even make sense. In T2, they permanently prevented the war from happening...

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T2 was full of plot holes. very very few time travel movies ever get the paradoxs right.

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if i was going to do a third installment of the Terminator series, involving chick cyborgs and poo, and i couldn't get any of the original actors, i think i could still throw together something that would be a guaranteed money-maker, and not just because it gets bundled in with the "Terminator Ultimate Pak DVD Box Set."

First off, i'd have Fred Ward as Lyle Swan on a dirt bike, busting through a wormhole into the burning remnants of the building that blew up at the end of T2. Bam, another pyro shot, and then a shot of the mangled terminator arm getting caught in his motorbike's spokes just before the wormhole sucks him back into the old west, where he is his own grandfather.

Lyle Swan takes the arm-parts to the town's doctor, Dr. Brown, a wild-haired tinkerer of sorts (Christopher Lloyd) married to ted danson's wife. The good doctor freaks out and mutters some shit about Ice Pirates or something, and wrinkles in the fabric of space-time. Then Swan produces a polaroid, the polaroid, of Sarah Connor, which somehow ended up lodged in his chest protector. Dr. Brown goes apeshit when he notices that Connor's pic is fading from the polaroid. With the help of ZZ Top, Doc Brown rigs up a steam powered tilt-a-whirl that can hit 88 miles per. The celebratory mood goes to hell when a rain of solid ice cubes precipitates the arrival from the skies of a glowing, flying, 1963 Chevy Malibu, sent by john connor's resistance troops. The driver is none other than an aging Burt Ward as Jeremy Sword, a man who loved the wrong robot too much.

Enter the robot. SkyNet propels a newly nipped and tucked Kim Fields (tv's "Tootie") into an abandoned mine shaft on the edge of town.

hang on, i need to get a beer.

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would ron howard direct?

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I know nothing about the script, but the terminators arm was ripped off in the gearing of the foundry. They melted him and the extra arm from the first terminator, but not the arm stuck in the gears. therefore some newfangled terminator will have to come back again and destroy that one before the other new terminator destroys eddie furlong (or maybe they could both be destroyed). That's how I always thought they'd set it up, even though it'd be like T2.

(oh, Hal Needham should direct and the Terminator should be a car driven by Burt Reynolds)

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What's Furlong's gig?

WP, I think we can work that into the Last Heidi.....

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they could do what they did to milk more money out of star wars, and create a whole bunch of prequels

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quote:
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that's sick...

and t2 was so much better then the orignal



I must have missed that version of t2, I only saw the crap one.

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Re: Re: T3 - a pile of poo ???

quote:
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well at least he has good credentials in fiction.



Get over it already

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quote:
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T2 was full of plot holes. very very few time travel movies ever get the paradoxs right.
Yesb but T2 is just about as good as the first while T3 is kinda stupid..... (No surprise really seeing it was released after 2000)

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