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Large Filipino
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Today was a real test. Breakfast was celery and some carrots with a lot of green tea. Since Monday I already used up 20 bags. And I'm doing half strength so that's been 40 cups since Monday. I went to Bally's and saw I have already lost 5 pounds in only three days. So wife calls me to get some McDonalds on the way home for lunch. I didn't order anything because I saw no value in what they had. And I have a lot of salad at home. Across the way is my favorite dollar a scoop chinese place. Those people love me and always give me extra. Remember now I'm quite hungry. I just had a workout and I want to eat. But I'm thinking of the high salt content in Chinese food so I get on home. Salad with vinaigrette for lunch. I'm thinking this damn Vinegerrette dressing taste like it has a lot of salt and it does. This is pissing me off I mean WTF man?
Gonna get just red vinegar. Got some in the fridge.
So by 2:00 I'm like I really want some italian sausage over some spinach. Instead I grab two celery sticks. Fucking did the trick.
Chicken quarters almost ready. Rice for my boys. Mustard greens for me. Salad for all of us.
You would think I would be getting headaches by now. But no because I'm keeping hydrated.
I'll hit the treadmill after dinner.

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LF, it's OK to eat sausage. Really. I just had some for breakfast, and sometimes I eat sausage for lunch. Good stuff.

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The sausage I have though is Beer Brats. The salt content is really high. I'll look for some low sodium stuff today.
Last night around midnight I relapsed. An extra leg quarter in the fridge. But I threw away the skin. The chicken was cooked without adding anything. Ate some celery with it too.

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LF, it's OK to eat sausage. Really. I just had some for breakfast, and sometimes I eat sausage for lunch. Good stuff.

That's good science.

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Today was a real test...


Thy quest is begun in earnest, Sir Knight


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That's good science.


What exactly would you like to know?

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My daughter.
This is why I can do this so easily.
I worry about my daughter heading to Lybia.
Food is just what it is.
And I'm not craving.
When she comes home I hope to God I can keep this up.
But I think I can.

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What exactly would you like to know?

The health facts of your sausage.

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Looked for low sodium sausage today. My favorite has 40% total sodium content. The lowest I found was 18%. I ended up buying salmon fillets.
I'm trying to cut sodium too because my dad has to. Just want to show him I can do this.
All I've eaten today is 4 celery sticks and a bunch of tea. Shit. I better eat at least a salad with some of that salmon.

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The health facts of your sausage.


I would say if you truly are curious, Mark's Daily Apple is one of the best-researched blogs on food I've ever read. I say best-researched because he doesn't make his recommendations based on biased research trials, nor inconclusive research trials, and he points both out when he finds them.

Here's Mark's most basic breakdown of protein, fat, and carbs.

If you want to understand his analysis of food and the analysis of others, this post is a great starting point.

If all you want is to know about what kinds of sausage to buy, this primer on which meats are best for you is the best place to start.

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I see you aren't keen on divulging facts about your particular sausage.

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I'm never eating brats again. Sausage too. The salmon steaks I used to buy it after my quintuple and I remembered hating it because it just had no taste. For lunch I heated one up it's individually vacuum sealed so I tossed it in the microwave. I can actually taste the fish. Not the seasonings I usually throw on it. So it had taste to me.
Discovering Celestial Seasonings Tea today too. No milk or sugar it's perfect how it is. I think I'm gonna buy one of each flavor.

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EXCELLENT. Srsly. Tastebuds returning to their intended work is a definite advancement. Keep it up soldier! Be like Obama and mau on arugula. The shit is tasty and if you scarf a whole bag of it in one sitting there's no payback (unless you count the inevitable thundering ceramic bus ride - really that's God's reward, though; like most of God's gifts it can be a bit scary at first).

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Just to let everyone know,tofu is shit.
I mean what in the name of fuck you fucking invented this shit?
Still doing good.
Tonight is a roast. Will have it with mustard greens.
No fat just the lean beef.

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tofu was invented because waste meat was too good for slaves; true story

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Day four of juicing.
It's tasty and it cleans me out.
I've already lost 5 pounds.
Food seems disgusting to me lately.
I look at it and I see me and fat and not being able to run.
Like I see a cigarette killing me enough to be scared of it.
And I am now scared of food.
Some stupid fucked up show motivated me to this.
So it's not even about resolutions.
Now it's about being able to get off my couch and tying my shoes and being able to see Pedro again.
And I'm not even fucking hungry.
Because my disgust to where I let myself go trumps all that.
Once in a while I'll nibble on some protein.
I don't even call it meat anymore.
It's protein.
But get me away from any breads. Fuck that.
I went all day juicing today and a few days ago.
But it don't matter. Because when I do put something in my mouth I want to spit it out. But I tell myself this is not fat. This is lean protein.
So fuck diets. Because diets fail.
This is a life choice.
And it's only been day 4. But I'm not suffering here.
My goal is to be able to jog to Bally's by summer.
That is all.
Do you know after I figured out what my total cost per month for buying veggies it's less than what I used to buy for myself?
So there's really no excuse not to buy veggies. Fruits are another thing. But apples aren't really that bad.

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... Like I see a cigarette killing me enough to be scared of it. ...
Are you scared of the blunt now, too?

Amen.

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Believe it or not Jeb,as much as I talk about pot and Colorado the last time I got high I held my 2 day old son in my arms.
He's 25 now and a dad himself.
Truth.
No internets lol here.

I may be a Liberal,but I live more conservatively than most conservatives.

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