I'm the absolute opposite. I want to be stuffed in the cheapest box possible. I don't want strangers touching my corpse, for any reason. Cremated. No death notices. No funeral, no fuss. Friends and family may have a low key drink in my memory if they choose, but no shindig that people I don't like would attend and pretend like we were best friends (it's a pet peeve of mine).
On a related matter, it cost me $16,000.00 to bury my Gran, and that was a pretty standard thing. Funeral home, nice mid-range coffin, church service followed by light beverages and snacks etc... dying is expensive! AFTER I paid the $1200.00 flower bill, they gave me a $50.00 voucher for flowers. I made Piney use it to send me flowers at work as I knew that would annoy the kind of people I like annoying.
No funeral! But if there was, I'd love it if you signed "GoFuckYourselves". That would appeal to my love of the inappropriate. If people came in clown costumes that would also be cool. My census information has my religion listed as "Jedi", so Star Wars outfits would also be acceptable.
The Govt refused to acknowledge "Jedi" as an official religion, unfortunately. While it got the necessary number of people to declare it, it doesn't have a creed according to the boffins. That irked me, as the Church of the Flying Spaghetti Monster was acknowledged, so now Pastafarians can wear colanders on their heads in their driver's licence photos.