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J E B Stuart
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Medical research? Poppycock. You’ve never done a medical search. So, how could you possibly research a search you’ve never done?

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You have a short memory. I researched a subject of which you are very familiar because it's a condition from which you suffer: Extreme flatulence.

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...I shall be winning the Nobel Prize in medicine in a few short years -- maybe weeks, you never know. ...

I hate to be the one to break this to ya, but you’re still blowing your allowance on cases of Cracker Jacks. Herk, Herk. Nobel Prizes don’t come in Cracker Jacks.

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Re: so i said to my boss...

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Originally posted by GimpyDivo
..."whats better than winning the gold medal at the special olympics?"

she says "i dunno."

i says "not being retarded."

she says "my sister has down syndrome."

i says "does she have a gold medal? ............well? does she?"

im surprised she didnt fire me. talk about your epic tales of recovery in the face of certain disaster.


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I hate to be the one to break this to ya, but you’re still blowing your allowance on cases of Cracker Jacks. Herk, Herk. Nobel Prizes don’t come in Cracker Jacks.

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Shows what you know. You're just a jealous uncle. You shouldn't be, though, because when I accept my prize I will mention you in my speech and you will be very proud of me.

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...when I accept my prize I will mention you in my speech and you will be very proud of me.

Herk. If I’ve told you once, I’ve told you a thousand times - lip-syncing Allan Sherman IS NOT a speech.



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No, no, Uncle Jeb, I give speeches like that just to have fun and provide laughs.

However, when I'm serious I give speeches like this:


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Heh. Ever since you got canned and banned as speech writer for this coach, I thought your speechy days were over.



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Yes, I did write that speech. But you want to know something? You're watching the toned-down version. Make Kids Great Again!

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...Make Kids Great Again!

Damn skippy, Herk!

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I believe those issues were the same for all generations of college students and will continue to be such.

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And even Hillary finally began shaving her legs again.

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Along with her face.

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