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wonderaz
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truer words were never spoken

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J E B Stuart
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quote:
Originally posted by Papsmear Pants
I only show my tits to old men with money.
I still need a sugar daddy and I've heard that they like tits.

PP? I know this is a little late, but I haven’t forgotten your terms. The checklist:

1. Although I am a pup compared to Methuselah a/k/a that jackass wonderaz, i am old;

2. i have some packets o’ sugar in my hip pocket;

3. You may call me daddy; and

4. I have fi’ dolla ‘n’ fiddy-fo’ cent.

I believe that covers it, so let’s have ‘em.

Oh, and though you were here for just six days, they were glorious and, most importantly, chock-fulla the hahahehe. Happy Birthday, pp!

Amen.

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GoFuckYourselves!
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Dear Papsmear Pants:

I don't give a flying fuck if you have a good birthday or not.

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But, Herk. There was a time when you’da given her your newspaper route money if she letcha squeeze her cheese.

After all these years, however, gravity’s surely taken a heavy toll. So, I recommend you chisel her down to a cold Yahoo! and maybe a package o’ peanut butter crackers if you’re really needin’ it.

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I was a paper boy, that's true.

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YOU WERE A PAPER POOP MORE LIKE IT

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Those to whom I delivered would be in total agreement, poopy dencey.

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I used to deliver Grit, “America’s Greatest Family Newspaper”. Earned the big bucks, er, cents.

Amen.

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I'll bet you hated collecting, as I did.

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I got fired from two paper boy jobs. I learned a lot about myself then.

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I got fired from two paper boy jobs. I learned a lot about myself then.

You learned that you were a totally incompetent person.

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Indeed, especially at getting up at 4 at night.

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You mean 4 in the morning.

Responsible people honor their commitments.

Successful people get up very early every day.

If you couldn't have handled the job, you should have simply given notice. People paid to get their paper in the morning and they don't want to wait around for it.

Of course, you were just a kid, so hopefully you've learn from it and have gotten better.

But why did you get fired the from your second paper route?

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...But why did you get fired the from your second paper route?
Herk, it’s a closely guarded State secretion.

Amen.

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Along with where he's hidden his mother.

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Is he a mommy tease?

Amen.

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He suffers from Mommy privilege.

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But sometimes, Herk, mothers are nucking futs.

Amen.
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Horribly written article.

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Journalism content on a budget.

Amen.

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It's a known problem. Don't get a journalism degree.

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