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J E B Stuart

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Originally posted by GoFuckYourselves!
I'll be having Christmas dinner with GFY! this Sunday at the University Club on 54th and Fifth. We always have a lot of fun and plenty to talk about.
Hahahaaa! When that jackass wonderaz read that post, he snorted and said, “Big damn deal! Me ‘n’ Loretta are havin’ Christmas dinner at that fancy new Golden Corral next door to the Motel 6.”

Since Christmas was just around the corner, I didn’t have the heart to tell him The Loretta received a lifetime ban the year before from all Golden Corrals. She’s known in restaurant circles as “The Buffet Slayer”.


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I went into a Golden Corral after The Loretta just left. The entire buffet table was empty except for one plate of brussel sprouts.

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