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J E B Stuart
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And makes wimmin look purdier.

Except The Loretta. There’s not enough Dickel in the world to fix that atrocity.

Amen.

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"If a joke works once, it will work every day, in every thread, for all eternity." - Dickel.

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Drinking chocolate Milk

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Drinking chocolate Milk

Think of all the Hershey bars they have to feed that cow for it to give chocolate milk. I was always amazed by that!

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Im drinking chocolate Milk

Through a straw?

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Drinking chocolate Milk
Milky chocolate, or darkly chocolate?

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You can milk a cow, but you can't milk chocolate.

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Does chocolate milk come from chocolate milk cows?

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Does chocolate milk come from chocolate milk cows?

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No, silly! Chocolate milk come from cows addicted to chocolate. It's passed through into the milk.

One day I went on a chocolate binge myself. That night I shit out a Hershey bar.

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Dood, do ya ever enhance yer chocolate milk experience with a Dickel drizzle?

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