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GimpyDivo
I DRIVE WOMEN CRAZY!

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so theres this half retarded woman working in my shop...

...and i enjoy taking the piss out of her to the point where she refuses to talk to me anymore. so today shes forced to work with me and the guy i work with says "quit flirting with her" and im all like "no fucking way i dig on blondes. im gonna make you love me!" and shes all like blushing and shit even tho shes pushing 50 and literally half retarded. she busts out with "in your dreams and not in my life time! youre out of my league!".

im sure she meant "im out of your league" but its one of those telling freudian slips that are so telling.

have you ever had a retard hit on you? its not as flattering as it sounds.

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billgerat
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There's nothing like harassing a mentally deficient person to make you feel superior. I hope your ego can handle it.

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GimpyDivo
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im not harassing you at all. or her for that matter. shes like a wind up toy that goes for days. one comment will set her off for a week.

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Muffy
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Re: so theres this half retarded woman working in my shop...

quote:
Originally posted by GimpyDivo
have you ever had a retard hit on you?

Does Binx count?

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GimpyDivo
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yes

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Muffy
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It made me feel grubby.

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Brett
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hit that shit.

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Pernts awarded for two awesome threads BACK TO BACK.

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Pianomahnn
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Why not half normal?

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quote:
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hit that shit.

and pack her crack

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Gimpy works with his mother? Who knew?

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fubar
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Why do I get the feeling that Gimpy's manager is a large filipino?

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Coincidence
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quote:
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There's nothing like harassing a mentally deficient person to make you feel superior.

In that case, you should watch some tv.

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Re: so theres this half retarded woman working in my shop...

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she refuses to talk to me anymore.
Sounds like she is not nearly as retarded as you'd like her to be. She actually seems fairly smart.

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PNG
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was she semi retarded before she began to work with you cuz your title suggests otherwise .. heh

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magnolia
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right after i got out of college, i was working retail... and every now and then i'd go to the food court in the shopping centre for lunch. they had challenged people doing clean up, and one in particular would puppy dog around. at first i tried to be nice, but it got old, because i just wanted to eat in peace, not having to be particularly outgoing for a half hour. it got to where i quit going to lunch at the food court.

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Cruise Director
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I have a cousin that is mentally retarded. I wouldn't be amused if someone was giving him a hard time. Life dealt him a more challenging hand than any of us. Yet he is happier than most and more loving than anyone I know.

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GimpyDivo
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do you feel better for having shared that with us?



oh wait...you meant to shame me for living my fucking life and having an experience that amused me. fuck you cuz it didnt work.

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Tell 'em, Gimpy. Life is meant to be lived at the expense of others with the hope that one day we don't become one of the 'others'.

Tell 'em.

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FuhQall
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quote:
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do you feel better for having shared that with us?



oh wait...you meant to shame me for living my fucking life and having an experience that amused me. fuck you cuz it didnt work.

Karma has a large penis with your name tattooed over binxs' on it, ready and waiting.

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He has a point though. Why do people care what the fuck happens in gimpo's life?

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FuhQall
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Yes, he has a point. But, if I'm right he'll get the rest of the shaft too.

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Must feel good knowing an old retard can do the same work you do.

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GimpyDivo
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i said she works in my shop i didnt say she was qualified to do what i do.

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The cripple kickin' retard tormenter. You're like a comic book action hero.

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