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DevilMoon
passive stalker?

Registered: Jul 2000
Location: zanzibar
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Atom_Bomb, that last one was awesome.

A little ode to the human sexual condition written by my friend Ryan. Like I said before, the songs we do are as about as dirty as possible.

*Psychosexsong* (as recorded by PMS)


Tie you up, make you mine
doggy stile, 69
In the closet, on the bar
on the table, in my car
grab the whip, hurt you bad
at your house, with my dad
Shake her, do her
make her shudder
rub my dick with peanut butter
shoot my squirt on your belly
vaseline, KY Jelly
Trim it, shave it, have it hairy
bust a nut, pop the cherry
finger fucking, masturbator
one foot two sided vibrator
Am I fucked up I don't know
Psychosexsong here we go

Big titties, tight booties
S&M, porno movies
in the snatch, up the twat
got a condom? I forgot
orgy time, get it on
little threesome, fuck-a-thon
one eyed monster, ding-a-ling
strap-on, anal thing
on my face, sit and spin
pussy licking lesbians
stroke the dog, in your bed
grab the shovel, fuck the dead
with your mom, how about grandma?
incest, Alabama!
Am I fucked up? I don't know
Psychosexsong here we go

Safe sex, little jacket
rain coat, prophylactic
by myself, 10 at once
stinky smelly drippy cunts
why does it burn when I piss?
Herpes? No, syphilis
suck my tip, have a ball
get her drunk with alcohol
wham, bam, thank you ma'am
1-900-anal-ram
nipple ring, circumcise
silicone, sodomize
up the skirt, down the dress
what's your name? PMS
Am I fucked up I don't know
psychosexsong here we go

eat her out, get a blow
psychosexsong here we go

sexist pig, fucking ho
psychosexsong here we go

touch my wanky, watch it grow
psychosexsong here we go

am I fucked up? I don't know
psychosexsong here we go

-fin-

DM

steal this and I will eat your soul.




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Listen.. if you like it, vote for it.

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Atom_Bomb
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that was beautiful devilmoon, my thighs are sweating now.

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babys got poison gas
babys got heart attacts
babys got the pain on tap
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Sanditon

Registered: Jul 2000
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in honor of iglo (whose poems I lost, and I am sorry about):

An imitation of Alexander Pope's _Epistle II: To A Lady_

One certain person's praises I may sing,
Which Heav'n has varnished out, and made a King;
The greatest for ever! and loved by all
With cool taste in music, and an honest soul...

Ok, I'll stop now before I kill you with wretched verse on my part, and make iglo blush too much!


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MstrG
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Location: Upstate NY
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Thumbs up

Very nice bunkum.

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Danielle
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Registered: Jul 2000
Location: B.F.E, Illinois
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I figured I might post this..its lyrics to the song "Reasons to be Beautiful" by Hole. It reminds me of a relationship I used to be in. I think its beautifully written.


Love hangs herself
With the bedsheets in her cell
Threw myself on fires for you
10 good reasons to stay alive
10 good reasons that I can't find
Oh, give me a reason to be beautiful
So sick in his body, so sick in his soul
Oh, give me one reason to be beautiful
Oh, and everything I am
Love hates you
I live my life in ruins for you
And for all your secrets kept
I squashed the blossom and the blossom's
dead
Oh, give me a reason to be beautiful
So sick in his body, so sick in his soul
Oh, and I will make myself so beautiful
Oh, and everything I am
Miles and miles of perfect skin
I swear I do, I fit right in
My love burns through everything
I cannot breathe
Miles and miles of perfect sin
I swear, I said, I fit right in
I fit right in your perfect skin
I cannot breathe
Hey, baby, take it all the way...down
Hey, baby, taste me anyway
Oh, you were born
So pretty oh summerbabe
We'll never know...
And fading like a rose
Give me a reason to be beautiful
So sick in his body, so sick in his soul
I'll give you my body, just sell me your soul
Oh, and everything I am will be bought
and sold
Oh, and everything I am will turn hard
and cold
And they say in the end
You'll get bitter just like them
And they steal your heart away
When the fire goes out you better learn
to fake
It's better to rise than fade away.....
Hey you were right
Named a star for your eyes
Did you freeze did you weep
Turn to gold, baby, sleep
Hey honey mine
I was there all the time
And I weep at your feet
And it rains and rains


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Atom_Bomb
Fluffy Bunny

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redneck love

oh wonderful you,
oh how i love thee,
sence the day in k-mart,
that you first looked at me.

your garth brooks shirt,
your spam in your hands,
a shopping cartless cow boy,
now we share wedding bands.

from our double wide trailer,
with satellite dish,
to our custom camaro,
you full fill my every wish.

as i dust off your trophies,
you won at the county fair,
i remember you being ,
best pig caller there.

tonight ill make pork chops,
and as i pour your beer,
ill whisper sweet nothings,
into your hairy ear.

after you watch wrestling,
ill put on something comfy,
then ill let you ride me,
like a white pony.

well shake the trailer,
till it comes off the bricks,
and will make a hundred babies,
like the rest of the hicks.




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Babys got an atom bomb 22 mega ton
babys got poison gas
babys got heart attacts
babys got the pain on tap
baby give me some of that

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MstrG
The Talamasca

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A_B has devoted the entire day to writing poetry for this forum .. let's give her a hand!!

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#WotA Chat

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Atom_Bomb
Fluffy Bunny

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Thank you,
thank you very much,
yes im a looser,
what can i say,
i love this place.

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Babys got an atom bomb 22 mega ton
babys got poison gas
babys got heart attacts
babys got the pain on tap
baby give me some of that

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Dingle
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Registered: Jul 2000
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I'm gonna beat my woman until she's black and blue,
I'm gonna beat my children until they're black and blue,
Don't try to stop me, cuz that's exactly what i'm gonna do.

I'm gonna fuck my woman in between the boobs,
I'm gonna fuck my woman in between the boobs,
Don't try to stop me, cuz that's exactly what i'm gonna do.

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iglo
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infact it was a dream i had

of people that are small and fat

in ugly dirty underwear

a picture that i d like to share

with everyone who always thought

that we are equal before of god

i wish u saw what i have seen

how god judged them cause he is mean

he sent them to aerobic hell

"get out u stink" that was his yell


me = best poet ever

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J E B Stuart
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Registered: Jul 2000
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I know a girl from Kansas City,
She’s got gumdrops on her titties,
She can sing and she can dance,
She’s got a mustache in her pants.

Amen.

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