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magnolia
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we have admins, but most don't post much. GG= gundamgerrett, another n00b. you're not a gg thus far. if you think you can scare the girls around here, check the "after dinner mints" thread on the images of desanctity board, then get back to me.

the price of a cup of fuck is on a sliding scale.

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Dingle
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Wait a second, who is PNG2? Did I sleep through another drama? And genie has only managed to average 3 posts per year for the last 5 years? What is going on here?

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Will you be my Facebook friend?

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gene genie
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Five years? Really? I checked, and you're right. Easily understood, though. I've been busy as a one-armed paperhanger until I semi-retired (we finally got the genome mapped - about a century ahead of schedule, thank you very much) and I've been working on developing a solvent that can get the blood off W's hands and boneless negro babies they can throw to Cheney for snacks.

In truth, I'm not that much of a message board person. It's not the medium (I've had conversations while under the influence of Seconal in my youth, so the pace is vaguely familiar), it's that 99% of responses are quips and one-liners, and I prefer a full meal. For decades I've done my own transcribing, so I type like a motherfucker and use the grant money I've saved on whores, street drugs and Bingo binges.

I held court at a board since its infancy, but my favorite correspondent and foil had an aneurism and turned into worm food (which broke my heart, because I wanted to kill him in person), the board was absorbed by some megalithic entity and turned into a bastion for Fox News' version of Hitler youth (Godwin's Law invoked, I am teh win)... and here I am.

I'm going to hunker by the flames in my fridge carton for awhile, until I figure out who to piss off first, so I'll be around for the time being. Be sure to whistle and wave a bottle of Mad Dog 20/20 in the doorway first, or I'll cut you.

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magnolia
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i'm detecting a liberal bent. have fun with trenchant troll. you may want to look at some of the recent threads on politicas der monde and figure out at which don quixote you'd most enjoy tilting.

some people will give you longer responses than others, and it also depends on the topic. personally, i wish i could keyboard like a motherfucker but i have hand issues, hence the lack of caps and the desire for brevity. enjoy wandering About the place.

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gundamgarrett
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Originally posted by gene genie
Five years? Really? I checked, and you're right. Easily understood, though. I've been busy as a one-armed paperhanger until I semi-retired (we finally got the genome mapped - about a century ahead of schedule, thank you very much) and I've been working on developing a solvent that can get the blood off W's hands and boneless negro babies they can throw to Cheney for snacks.

In truth, I'm not that much of a message board person. It's not the medium (I've had conversations while under the influence of Seconal in my youth, so the pace is vaguely familiar), it's that 99% of responses are quips and one-liners, and I prefer a full meal. For decades I've done my own transcribing, so I type like a motherfucker and use the grant money I've saved on whores, street drugs and Bingo binges.

I held court at a board since its infancy, but my favorite correspondent and foil had an aneurism and turned into worm food (which broke my heart, because I wanted to kill him in person), the board was absorbed by some megalithic entity and turned into a bastion for Fox News' version of Hitler youth (Godwin's Law invoked, I am teh win)... and here I am.

I'm going to hunker by the flames in my fridge carton for awhile, until I figure out who to piss off first, so I'll be around for the time being. Be sure to whistle and wave a bottle of Mad Dog 20/20 in the doorway first, or I'll cut you.



I drank mad dog 20/20 one time, mixed it with xanax ended up projectile vomiting in my friends entry way. So, I tend to stay away from the stuff now, even passing it in a store makes me queasy. Alas, I will not be visiting your hobo den of delight.

Also, Bush is gone, has been for over 4 years now. Can we stop blamming him for everything bad that has ever happened? Lets focus on the current idiot, they are all the same dude, if you buy the bullshit that one party is going to do things differently than another then congratulations, you're one of the sheeple.

bahhhh

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Liberal? Far from it. I subscribe to "The Economist," for cryin' out loud. It's just that my knees are shot from kicking myself in the ass for believing Colon Powell - however briefly - that 19 Iraqis disguised as Saudis brought down Trump's Atlantic City Casino with yellow cake and box-cutters (it's been over a decade, and my memory ain't what it once was and nobody cares anymore anyway), and that we had to sacrifice 5,000 of America's Finest - along with the Middle Class, as it turns out - because Saddam was hiding American Oil under his fucking sand.

That ain't "liberal" or "conservative," that's being an non-retarded American Citizen with fucking eyes, ears and a brain in his head, who doesn't have his pants at his ankles, takin' it up the poopshoot and whining to be "trickled down on" or maybe for a reach-around.

Besides, I'm one of the "1%." (Shhh. Don't spread that around.)

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Krunk Fu
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hello fellow 1% er nice to meet you. Im Libertarian ( although I don't like to categorize myself)

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Mister Freign
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y'all should buy me a lunch and a sleeping bag

just sayin

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PNG-2
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You all SUCK!!

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You all SUCK!!


I was really hoping you had contracted AIDS from your whore wife.

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J E B Stuart
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y'all should buy me a lunch and a sleeping bag

just sayin

I did, but you disappeared. So, I ate your lunch. As for your sleeping bag, she finally woke up and took off. Thank God. She obviously hadnt been near a bar o soap in many moons.

Amen.

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I'll bet there was cheeeeeese in his lunch, too.

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Yes, there was cheeeeese in the lunch. Specifically, it was Serra da Estrela, which I gave to that jackass wonderaz. Why? It just seemed like the right thing to do:

...When the Portuguese speak of the smell of this cheese, they use the phrase, "whiff of the tail," ... .. From here.

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Cyprus Hill wasn't good.

Silent Hill was good, though.

And happy birthday! Herkimer is having a nice cheeeeese tray in your honor.

Amen.

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I'm having it alright. I'm having it thrown into the garbage.

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What if lucidnightmare had wanted some of those deliciously delectable cheeeeeses? And what about the hungry? Have you taken leave of your sense decency, my good man?

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I've taken leave of my cheeses, Cheetah. People who are starving should not be eating cheese. They'll get severe indigestion and stomach cramps. You can't be so heartless!

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I eat cheeeeese and Ill have you know I poop quite nicely most of the time and, on occasion, superbly. No indigestion. No cramps. Quit trying to spread fake poop news, Herk.

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This statement tells me that you're consuming fake cheeeeeeeeeese. Your seller is cheeeeeating you.

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Baloney. BYW, I ate at an Italian restaurant yesterday which means I ate cheeeeese. Lotsa cheeeeese.

I ate Olyve Oyl, too.

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Popeye won't be happy!

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