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J E B Stuart
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HI HO HI HO DO U NO YO YO?

Amen.

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YO YO, JOE, DO U NO YOKO OR ARE YOU LOCO?

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I see you’ve got a Whole Lotta Yoko ear worm, too. I recommend staying indoors until it passes. If you must go out, be sure to wear a diaper.

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Her so-called "singing" can make even the strongest of men need diapers. I beg of you, please don't post any of her singing again. I might fall into a coma!

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Sorry, but there’s no turning back now. We’re participants in an updated variation of The Millgram Experiment. It’s called Millgram Redux: Yoko’s Audio Brain Amoebas.



We’ll probably be institutionalized and end up taking our meals through a straw. But, they said it’s a cutting-edge study for National security and it’s “for the greater good”.

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Oh yes, I had learned about that experiment. "We were just following orders as we led them to the gas chamber." So, since you're my uncle, if you order me to listen to Yoko, I suppose I'll have no choice.

No, wait! I must disobey that command! I must think "outiside the box" you've put me into.

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Sorry Herk, but I had no choice. Yoko made me listen to a recording of The Loretta singing “I’m In The Mood For Love”.

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Me Tarzan, You Dane.


You do have the social competence of an ape-man.

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There is a big difference. I can type.

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It’s settled, then. We need intensive elocution lessons. That might cure my hickness and give me some class. What about you, Herkimer?

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