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GoFuckYourselves! says
Jeb is absolutely right
Who started this shit?

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God woke up one day
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"Oh! The universe!"

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God woke up one day
With a very stiff hard on.
So he fucked Adam.

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This thread gives me joy.
The Christmas Spirit is real
The rape is good too.

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Santa coming fast
Premature celebration
Christ's sloppy seconds

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The unvarnished truth:

I am in no mood
to do Christmas rape haiku
doubtful I will be

Seems excessively idiotic. Just sayin'.

Amen.

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JEB Stuart wishes
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Rape someone lighter.

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Large Filipino
loves to think about raping
BUT DURING CHRISTMAS??????

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Christmas time is best
For raping. The cold makes your
Pecker cold and stiff

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The cold, as you say,
does not make a pecker stiff.
JUST THE OPPOSITE!

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I refuse to post
In this shitty haiku thread
I have principles

Amen.

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quote:
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I refuse to post
In this shitty haiku thread
I have principles

Amen.



Uncle Jeb, what gives?
You said you would not post here!
Yet I see you did!!!

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quote:
Originally posted by GoFuckYourselves!

Uncle Jeb, what gives?
You said you would not post here!
Yet I see you did!!!



Wasnt me, Herk. It was skalie.

Amen.

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Wasnt me, Herk. It was skalie.

Amen.


I knew that! You think I didn't know that?!?!?

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What they do not know
Is really beside the point
Because its pointless

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Christmas is over
A New Year has just begun
We're dying slowly

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Though dying slowly
I am living very fast
Life is pretty good

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I keep telling you
Haiku is for squids just like
Large Filipino

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Christmas is over.
Should this thread keep going on
throughout the new year?

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I feel as though this
Thread should continue onwards
Because Santa Says.

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quote:
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I feel as though this
Thread should continue onwards
Because Santa Says.


Well, that may be true.
But Santa is not our boss!
Let's see what Jeb thinks!

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Grasshoppa lives in
An old funky boy shithole
In Colorado

Amen.

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I believe he moved
into another shithole
that is much nicer!

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