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Yeah, a not-so-silent majority of Americans would want to read that.

I think a good poopcentage of Danes would read it too.

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True. It could be the Fifty Shades Of Poop.

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SALINE, Mich. (AP) — A Michigan engineering company employee has been fired after police determined she baked laxatives into brownies intended for a departing colleague’s send-off. ...”. From here.

That gal must be in the Poops McGhee cult. Note it wasn’t cupcakes, nor cookies, or little crust-trimmed sammiches. Brownies are the calling-card of the Cult of Poops McGhee.

Amen.

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They didn't release her name. Do you think it might be McGhee?

I think she should have been charged with attempted poisoning and sentenced to prison.

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I wonder if Poops McGhee had a hand in these Venezuelan poop bombs ‘n’ poopootov cocktails?

Amen.

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HAAAAAAA!!! OMG! Just when you think you've seen everything!

I think even dencey would get a laugh from this.

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...I think even dencey would get a laugh from this.
Yeah, but he’s resilient and he’d be on the road to recovery in no time at all.

Amen.

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Bob and Bing were on the Road to Morocco.

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Did they meet up with Bib and Bong?

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Are you referring to Bibi Netanyahu and Kim Jong Bong?

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I don’t know what I was referring to, Herk. That’s one of the many benefits of righteous Dickel consumption.

Turning back to news Poops can use, I ran across a Pennsylvania poop story. Talk about being in deeeeep kaka:

...The three-year-old was reported to be trapped on top of a pit that was 10-feet deep and ran underneath a large barn housing dairy cows.

"We were unable to get to him because of the thickness of the manure," said Honey Brook Fire County Deputy Chief Jake Bailey. "We pulled back out to focus on ventilation." ...
”. From here.

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