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Sure JEB, I just moved and we have a basement now you can bunk in.

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Sure JEB, I just moved and we have a basement now you can bunk in.

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Oh shit! Uncle Jeb, be very careful!! Jeffrey Dahmer had people over to his "basement" also!

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Thanks for the heads-up, Herk. Loretta’s teeth marks serve as a daily reminder to me that “To Serve Man” isn’t confined to The Twilight Zone.

Amen.

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Molds of Loretta's teeth were made. Her teeth are now used by loggers in Canada felling trees for saw mills and pulp wood. So, you see? Her teeth are doing good work!!

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Molds of Loretta's teeth were made. Her teeth are now used by loggers in Canada felling trees for saw mills and pulp wood. So, you see? Her teeth are doing good work!!

BAD BEAVER!!!

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BAD BEAVER!!!



You could smell it, too?

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I know where you’re going with that, Herk, and under normal circumstances, that’d be admirable. But, those sensibilities don’t apply here. Specifically, that is no beaver between her mountainous thighs. Oh, no. Definitely not beaver.

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That bad, hunh? Jesus!

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Bad? Start with “horrible” and go down from there. Waaaaay down.

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Bad? Start with “horrible” and go down from there. Waaaaay down.

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In her case, those who have gone down have never lived to have come back up.

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Yeah. Close enough.

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Sure JEB, I just moved and we have a basement now you can bunk in.

BYOD


Good God, Dane. BYOD? Are all Danes stingy hosts like you?

Just askin’

Amen.

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