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mmm sad

haven't been here in a long time

mmm very sad

entertain me

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Why do sumo wrestlers shave their legs ?

... so they don't get mistaken for feminists.

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Well I did experience somethng. It's prolly not entertaining.

I was at a health resort a few days ago and one afternoon everybody else was away on some yoga trip, so I had the pool to myself. As I'm swimming, a couple emerges and gets in at the other end. They embrace each other and start kissing. I was rolling my eyes. Is nowhere safe?

I had been swimming long lanes, but I quickly changed it to just doing short lanes in my end.

But the they kind of moved towards my end, still embracing and doing god knows what under the surface. So as any narcissist would, I suspected they were kind of offering me to join a triangle.

oh, have to leave rn bbl

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What does BnB stand for anyway?

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Balderdash and borborygmus.

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Buggers 'n' boogers.

Amen.

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Bed and breakfast.

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Re: mmm sad

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... entertain me

No. Fred is dead.



Amen.

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Bread 'n' butter. Homemade. Fresh. Still warm.

But, clam chowder is another thing. I can take it or leave it. I like fried clams much more. With cocktail sauce.

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I want to know if BnB feels this thread was adequately entertaining.

I've certainly seen worse.

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quote:
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I want to know if BnB feels this thread was adequately entertaining. ...

You've actually hit on something there, Dane. Since when did we somehow acquire a duty to "entertain" anyone?

Ol' BnB just got old, fat 'n' lazy. Happens to even the great ones.

Spot-on lyrics, BTW:



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Ol' BnB just got old, fat 'n' lazy. Happens to even the great ones.



It's how humanity has made it this long.

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It's how humanity has made it this long.

Is this where Im supposed to do the half-hearted shrug thang, Dane?

On second thought, it could very well become the next great dance craze.

Amen.

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On second thought, it could very well become the next great dance craze.



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I hear BnB is into competitive ballroom dancing.

Cutthroat competition. Fer reals.

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Is this where Im supposed to do the half-hearted shrug thang, Dane?
Amen.


Not at all, it's where you should high five the nearest violator of deadly sins.

Sloth ftw!

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Naaah. I think were onto sumpin with that half-farted shrug thang. It sounds senior citizen friendly.

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Well, it is closely related to sloth so ok. I can't bother saying more about it.

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Well, it is closely related to sloth so ok. ...

So. You HAVE seen that jackass wonderaz attempting to work on his half-farted shrug moves whilst chugging the peyote tea?

Its a sight to behold.

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After a good peyote trip, you realize how beneficial sloth is. This world is being ruined by ambitious and energetic people.

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Re: mmm sad

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Hey BnB! When did you become a Scientologist? I had no idea.

Amen.

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