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Fiend
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Talking Oral Sex In a Car.....

well folks of the forum...i just got head whilst driving for the first time last night (8\5\00) while distracting, was thrilling at the same time , i was going 30 in a 45 but couldn't care less; i wanna know who has been the receivers or givers in this kind of thing, and who as actually had sex.
cause i was so worked up, as was she, we contemplated it, alot.
so fess up you all, and tell your story, however raunchy it may be , the more the better

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morgana
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please let me know where you live, so i can avoid the highways and biways you would be driving in the future. while the thought of giving/recieving head in a car while driving may bring a thrill, the reality is that someone could've gotten seriously injured (including mr. winky, if she had been startled into biting!). that was stupid, plain and simple.

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CAL
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One time by an ex while doing 100mph in a rental car (gotta love rental cars) driving on I5 just north of MT. Shasta in NorCal..

It was great. I think the speed got her excited...

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CAL
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Oh, I have a picture of the speedometer too..

(Morgana, open highway nothing but alfalfa)

hehe,

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wonderaz
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I have had sex while driving on the freeway. She sat facing me, bouncing like a bucking bronco. I was all over the road and couldn't see shit. At one point I was going to have her stop until I could get pulled over but figured, you know... if you're gonna die...

Road head rules-
Getting head while driving- good, pay attention
Giving head while driving- Bad, very not good

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Method Dan
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God you guys are spoiled. Blow jobs while driving... shit, i'd just pull over. I would like to live to brag about getting a blow job, period, especially if I'm driving at the time.

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WildChild
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Bad goddamn idea. The power in half of my city was down for most of a day because of some dumb shit gay couple. The guy getting it couldn't control the car at his moment of orgasm and crashed into a power pole. They guy bit the tip of his dick off. They are being sued. I think a couple ppl got sick from not having thier oxygen tanks at home and it was also right across the street from the hospital. I don't know why I'm telling this...no one who dosen't live in my town believes me. Haha fuck them I say I remember how FUCKING hot it was with no air conditioner that day.

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quins
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I love road head, try to get it whenever I can.

True story, but not about me.

I know a guy who put his car in a ditch while getting road-head.

His girlfriend was driving.

True Story.

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memdink
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I got head at a stoplight while I was the passenger. I like exhibitionism. Getting head while driving isn't that big a deal. Now sex while driving. That's just difficult. We tried, but had to stop. It's too hard to drive with bouncy girl sitting in front of you.

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rodneyking666
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you've been to mount shasta cal? you know i wouldn't be surprised if you knew my dad..

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i dont drive - so i have never got head before whilst driving... never given it to a guy whilst he was driving and never given it to a girl whilst she was driving either (thats gotta be well difficult)

guess i am missing out

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absolut
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Okay...I got to Morgana's post and didn't really read the rest...my car was written off by a guy getting head while driving. I rolled around and around and around...I thought to myself, quite clearly and calmly, "There's going to be a lot of blood here, just be cool". I had to be prised out.
I can't say I've really been a fan of the practice ever since.

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Spooky
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hmmmmm *dreams of those memories*

When I was 17 and had just passed my test. It was one of the many virgins I bagged in my tarty days. It was good but changing gear was a little tough

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Absolut,

Are you saying you were giving head, and the guy crashed your car? Or some random blow job totalled your car?

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CAL
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Yeah Rodney, I've been there a few times, but that time I was coming back from Seattle.

Your dad?

CAL

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his name's tim anderson and it seems where ever we go he knows someone, he hunts and fishes and stuff so you might know him, i'm never sure..

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uh...wow for those that crashed, damn that sucks
but i was in full control of my actions at the time, sure; it was a little distracting (purposefully understated) but other then the speedometer change, i wasn't swerving or anything

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Paint CHiPs
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Tim Anderson! Holy shit, I know Tim Anderson! Good guy, that Tim Anderson. Gives great road head.

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Paint CHiPs, ohmigawd! YOU know Tim TOO? I almost married him! When was he giving *you* road head??? such a small world!

AlcoholSexFiend, you nut boy be careful

I gave a handjob on a Greyhound once. whooboy. no car sex in moving vehiculars.

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Originally posted by Paint CHiPs:
Tim Anderson! Holy shit, I know Tim Anderson! Good guy, that Tim Anderson. Gives great road head.


Paint, your bisexual?


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Bisexual? You must not know Tim Anderson very well. He is a hemaphrodite. Hell of a fisherman, though.

That leads to an interesting philosophical question. If you get road head from a hemaphrodite, are you bisexual?

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CAL
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No RK666, I don't know him. It's wierd that you say he seems to know everyone; I'm that way too, it used to piss my ex off big time. No matter where we were, I would always run into someone I knew.

Where does he hunt normally?

By the way, don't worry about what Paint says, he was the guy at the rental car company cleaning my wad out from under the steering wheel, so he's pissed...

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Paint, your bisexual?
Bi? Paintipoo? He still ain’t figgered out “sexual”.

Amen.

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The funny thing about this thread is I’m sure fiend was getting his doodle puffed in his car ‘cause he was livin’ in it, due to being kicked outta the house.

Amen.

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