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DRZ
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So who smokes?

Year off them for me, not one lapse and it was a piece of piss.

Bit of motivation for you.

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I smoke 2/3 rds of a pack every month (a cigarette every two days on average)
I smoke a Cuban cigar every newyears
I smoke pipe tobacco for a singe week every summer.

Sometime I go months without smoking anything. I don't feel addicted per se. It is a lovely hobby, though.

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I forwarded this to my dad. Thanks.

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DRZ
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I went the e-fag route, it was a piece of piss.

What's pissing me off is the tobacco industry is lobbying the government to get them banned. My local shop no longer sells them and the staff say head office phoned them up and told them to remove then from the shelves for the obvious reason.

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quote:
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I went the e-fag route


New sig anyone?

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Why not add 'it was a piece of piss'?

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I fail to see how piss can be referenced to as a "piece". Piss is a liquid and therefore couldn't manifest itself as such unless it was frozen.

Candyass.

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Puffin' on dem Marb mediums.. mmm mmm good.

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Re: So who smokes?

quote:
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Year off them for me, not one lapse and it was a piece of piss.


Well done, DRZed, a year with no ciggies is an accomplishment!

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Thanks, with those e-fags it was super fucking easy to give up.

Smelling a smoker now makes me wretch a little, they really have no idea how much they stink.

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Re: Re: So who smokes?

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Well done, DRZed, a year with no ciggies is an accomplishment!


Doesn't he use those electronic cigs?
That's weak as piss. I gave up cold turkey without a pussyfagcrutch nicotine pacifier.
Lame as fuck.

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Are you STILL pretending to have me on ignore because I found out your comedy last name ! LOL

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Next up: How to get people off fossil fuels.

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quote:
Originally posted by DRZ
Thanks, with those e-fags it was super fucking easy to give up.

Smelling a smoker now makes me wretch a little, they really have no idea how much they stink.



That's no joke. I can't stand the smell of smoke exiting a shopping center. I'm not one of those reformed smokers who say rude things or cover my nose,though.It took me years to finally quit. It's easier said than done. ( its been 2+ years for me. Toot!Toot!)

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Yay for your two years!

I was in supermarket a few months ago, there was a bloke walking about and I've never smelt anything like it, it was worse sniffing an ashtray, and he was completely oblivious to it.

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I know some people who try to mask the smell by using perfume or cologne.It always makes it worse That being said,I don't think smokers realize how offensive it can be.I certainly didn't. I do still love the smell of a good pipe and the occasional cigar. :/

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I quit cold turkey about 10 years ago.

Agreed that they stink, even when not smoking. I can barely stand to be near some of them.
Occasionally there's a rare person that the smell doesn't stick to, but for the most part, gross.

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Yep, I quit cold turkey, too. Saved me a pile of money.

Amen.

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they gave fire water, and in return got fine tobacco product.

sounds like a party to me.

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I stopped in Jan 26, 2006 and just started back up recently. You know what, guys? I fucking love em!

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Do ya still love ‘em?

Amen.

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I smoked this afternoon. I smoked a ham.

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