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http://www.channel4.com/news/patche...a-hangover-cure

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I've been drinking since skalie invented ska-punk.

What is this "hangover" of which you speak?

You drink, you get married, you drink, you get divorced, you drink, you talk to simple simon, you drink, life becomes less unbearable, you drink some more. Why would you be hung over?

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Smoke some pot.

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take huge doses of b complex and drink at least 32 oz of water before going to sleep along with eating a banana.

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Then smoke some pot.

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If you read that article (granted a little bit old) even the expert isn't sure what the mechanism is.

Only cure is to not get one. The old man claimed that when at Oktoberfest he and his cohorts wouldn't get hungover and championed the purity of German beer as the reason.

mudded - I'm worried about your liver old chap.

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Re: Hangover cures?

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Originally posted by absolut
Got any that actually work?
Absolut, too often we find the treatment turns out to be far worse than the malady. The thing is, there is no reason to ever have a hangover in the first place. Here’s how:

1. Always drink Dickel. Anything else is unhealthy at best, or outright poisonous, at worst.

2. Whenever you feel a hangover symptom stirring, immediately nip it in the bud. Specifically, it is your body telling you it requires more Dickel.

No thanks necessary. Just glad to help.

Amen.

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If you end up in a stupor, it's not because you've been drinking too much. It's because you've been reading too many of these threads.

Just wanted to clear up this confusion.

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If you end up in a stupor, it's not because you've been drinking too much. It's because you've been reading too many of these threads.

Just wanted to clear up this confusion.

Oh, so You’re pulling out the Confusions quotes, eh? Okay Herk, awaaay we go:

Confusions say: Man who kisses girl's behind, gets crack in face.

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Confusions say: Man with head up ass, can't see for shit.

Hmmm. That would explain why so many have such a shitty outlook.

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Inlook?

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Inlook? What do Eskimos have to do with the wit ‘n’ wisdom of Confusions?

Now I am confused.

Amen.

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This is a Confucian confusion.

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Well, let me try to clear that up for ya, Herk. Consider this:

Confusions say: Man who not poop for many days must take care of back log.

Amen.

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Best Hangover cure ever.

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Well, let me try to clear that up for ya, Herk. Consider this:

Confusions say: Man who not poop for many days must take care of back log.


Confusions also says: Man who not poop for many days is full of shit.

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Confucions say: If your girlfriend starts smoking, you’re going too fast.

Amen.

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