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GoFuckYourselves!
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Jinxy. Herk just rested my case for me.

So. Onward to Sunday school for you, Jinxy. Now. Time to start bringin’ in them sheaves.

Amen.



Oracular, don't you dare listen to him. You will rue the day that you go into a Sunday school looking for a partner. May the wrath of God be upon your soul if you deign even contemplating such an ill-advised endeavour! Follow your heart and may it lead you into an insane asylum!

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J E B Stuart
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Like I said, Jinxy ... Sunday School. This will be the soundtrack of your life if you look for woowoo the Herk way:



Amen.

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Oracular, this simply proves me right! You're finding your life partner AFTER they came and took him away. Now he's been rehabilitated, through shock treatments, or, perhaps even better, a frontal lobotomy. Oracular, this is a man who will give you no problem whatsoever! He will do whatever you say and he's yours for life. You never have to worry about him running off with other women! Or give you Bible lectures, which is, unfortunately, the path to which my Uncle Jeb wishes to lead you. Oracular, the choice is yours. Make it wisely.

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Jinxy? Sorry, but Herk lost his head.

Amen.

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Actually, I quit while I was ahead.

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Hahaha and I love they're coming to take me away. Classic. Up there with the horn that beeps beeps beeps and the dead skunk in the middle of the road, stinking up to high heaven. #drdemento... seriously, I wod probably need to start a new religion. I am catholic kind of, but a really not great one despite the Pope jp2 kissing me. I find that Catholicism tries to tie up loose ends but create them too... I see bibles as similar to aesop's fables. Hoping this does not result in a fasttrack to hell. I am 100% not atheist. I feel sort of agnostic. Science is a good thing... but math, religion, and science are all mechanisms to make sense of life and the inexplicable... anyway, enough babbling... Sunday school is not a good option, and I am unsold on the whole insane asylum option. I am ok. I have a cat.

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I am ok. I have a cat.

It's probably more sanitary than a Pinecrika.

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More sanitary than a religion, to be sure.

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Hahaha and I love they're coming to take me away. ...

Jinxy, Jinxy. Let Canupp take you away. Just think, you could be Mrs. Canuck Canupp:



Amen.

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I can be a lot of things without freedom of choice.

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This thread makes me miss yall

For serious.
Those were some crazy years. xxoo

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Re: This thread makes me miss yall

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For serious.
Those were some crazy years. xxoo


Sweet Chelle Bella, know you are dearly missed when you are away. 😘

This is from an interesting read:

...In her classic cultural study The Future of Nostalgia, Svetlana Boym identifies two distinct types of nostalgia: "restorative" nostalgia and "reflective" nostalgia. Tracing the term "nostalgia" back to its coinage by a 17th century medical student, Johannes Hofer, to describe a crippling brain disorder afflicting Swiss mercenary soldiers and other wanderers far away from home, Boym delineates between the two root words of Hofer’s neologism. Restorative nostalgia, as Boym describes it, “puts emphasis on nostos (returning home) and proposes to rebuild the lost home and patch up the memory gaps.” Reflective nostalgia, on the other hand, “dwells in algia (aching), in longing and loss, the imperfect process of remembrance.”...

From here.

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This thread is full of some crazy nostalgia

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This thread is full of some crazy nostalgia

Herk can relate, Kayla. He’s super fulla shit. And unabashedly so, I might add.

What are you full of these days?

Amen.

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Better than fulla cheeeeese.

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I’m fulla hot air.

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I'm fulla brush, man.

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