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euphorbia
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Your sex toys

I tell you what guys. This sexual peak thing is...gah. I came home between appointments and for my own sanity had to go...well. Sex is real mental for me so when something triggers me im on fire till I can put it out. My current trigger is a particular song (Im weird like that)
Ladies, if you dont have one of these:

get one.
it makes my body do crazy things. I just hold it in place then after "release" I giggle and blush for like 5 minutes. Im still blushing
Its a beautiful thing.

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Mugtoe
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A lozenge for the hairy pee-hole.

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euphorbia
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is your peehole hairy?

post a picture.

I dont think youre supposed to insert what Im holding there btw, I think its for external manual stimulation, it does a fantastic job.

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Trenchant_Troll
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I'm wondering what that song is and if I will remember the words when I get to 4b's house.

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Dacarlo
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This girl I know told me the 'rabbit' was the best around. She recommends them highly.

Who's a naughty bunny then?

So whats the song 4b?

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Trenchant_Troll
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Tough lady.

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snarkychick
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good taste, euphorbia - the silver bullet is a lovely invention. i had a friend get this as a gift recently.. found it very odd.

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mmmtravis
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my sex toy has two parts:

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Trenchant_Troll
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I know where your pituitary gland is; ergo my new claw hammer. What's your point?

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quote:
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my sex toy has two parts:

I thought it was ix-nay on the edophilia-pay around here. What gives?

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euphorbia
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This girl I know told me the 'rabbit' was the best around. She recommends them highly.

Who's a naughty bunny then?

So whats the song 4b?

Ive heard good things about that. I dont have a dildo, but when Im masturbating, as good as the orgasm is, Id like the feeling of a man inside me (not a whole man! just his penor!)...I think my head would probably explode if I had both going on at the same time. Dildos are just, i dunno, if I was going to use one Id rather have my lover there so Id have something to suck and bite on o_0 but there is no way splat would ever touch a dildo.

the song is my secret!

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Trenchant_Troll
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I'm a music lover, euphorbia. I like to know what other people are listening to. So what songs have you been listening to...today, for example. Just curious.

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ponyslayer
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She's probably listening to Ween

"Push the little daisies and make em come up!"

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MstrG
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Yes phorbie, some people insert the egg. They also do so then go out in public and turn it on, sometimes via remote control.

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euphorbia
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Im afeared!

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and

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Yes phorbie, some people insert the egg. They also do so then go out in public and turn it on, sometimes via remote control.

*snip* photo of tack room wall.

Swell. Horse person in the house.

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Trenchant_Troll
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And a cop too, no less. It gets better.

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karen
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Most of mine are packed up, since I'm moving.
I've got a little bit of everything in there.. but it's more akin to G's collection(minus vast varieties of each thing).

*edited because technically, I left a few things unpacked. So, not ALL of them are packed away. Just the good shit.*

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quote:
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What's your point?

The Brain is the largest erogenous zone in the body - the ultimate sextoy

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mmmtravis
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Ye' Gods, G, I vote that we hold a pissup at your house.

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Paint CHiPs
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I vote you get to be first in the door.

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cw
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G's holding out on us.
My brain is enjoying this thread.

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quote:
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The Brain is the largest erogenous zone in the body - the ultimate sextoy

So that's why eye sockets have that adictive appeal to me. It is always better when everyone is having fun, ya know?

What am I saying? Of course you know. You're Norse!

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