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RiZZ, Bowmore, Cornelius, Oxsan
Fuck the rest. HB you lot.
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to many more birthday celebrations folks.. without your provided strentgh asylum's footing would be debile, ty for all your much valuable efforts, appreciated much...
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Happy birthday, kids
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YAY YAY YAY YAY
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Happy Birthday Happy Birthday Feliz Cumpleaños Happy Birthday
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dad's 83 today
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Them's some bad mothers alright.
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happy bday everybloody.
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HB.
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Happy birthday, y'all. May the 4th be . . . ummm . . . like I said, happy birthday.
Amen.
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Happy birthday, gents. To all of you, but most especially to Oxsan, I wish many happy returns of the day.
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quote:
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dad's 83 today
RiZZ (101) > bucket of karma (30)
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RiZZ finally got his very own personalized birthday thread, courtesy of cw. Bowmore and cornelius are just gonna have to try harder. So, happy birthday, old farts in training.
Oxsan, as always, you are missed. Your heathen son is missed, too.
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Was Rizz a normal person?
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quote:
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Was Rizz a normal person?
He’s a member of Asylumnation. Duh.
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Oh, okay. So he's perfectly normal. That's good to know. Thank you.
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quote:
Originally posted by GoFuckYourselves!
Oh, okay. So he's perfectly normal. That's good to know. Thank you.
Normal? Herkums, is this normal?:
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Originally posted by Goatboy
Something like: RiZZ sexes slappy up over internet, slappy falls for his smooth patter. RiZZ flies to blighty and does all sorts of nasty things to her, then proceeds to do all sorts of nasty things to us, via webcam. Slappyr, a cock junky at the best of times, wants more. RiZZ is entrapped by her web of deceit and agrees to marry her in order to stay in country. Get Married (RiZZ is given away by czech no less). Evil Slappy soon tires of her plaything, and finds vaginal sustenance elsewhere, leaving RiZZ on the streets to earn his keep. Poor RiZZ, in a strange country and not speaking the language is unable to find work, and is soon ejected from the very home that he made and kept for her, leading promptly to his expulsion from the country he took as his own with divorce papers fluttering in his wake.
A RiZZ is for life, not just for Christmas.
edit: for pizazz!
Name one normal person who’s ever been granted membership in Asylumnation. 😜🤓🤪
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quote:
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Was Rizz a normal person?
it's RiZZ btw
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GoFuckYourselves!
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I can respect that!
Are you much older now?
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it's RiZZ btw
Please don’t kick his ass, RiZZ. He told me his spellcheck is demon possessed. It’s a cry for help. He’s been outta sorts ever since his favorite blowup hooker blew up.
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... all of which got me to thinking - What is the origin of the term “hooker”?. Well, here it is.
I feel so much better informed, now.
Amen.
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GoFuckYourselves!
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You pay the hooker then phooker.
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