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J E B Stuart
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As founder and sole member, elected himself chapter president of the Jussie Smollett Fan Club.

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snake jaw unlocks, to fit nigger cocks.

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Always pushing the creativity bar ever lower, is attempting to organize a patriotic traveling hybrid ballet troupe of yodeling rappers in beanies and speedos who twerk to Puff The Magic Dragon.

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Removed all the hair from the top of his head and had em plugged into his upper lip as he completed the finishing touches on his transformation into Dr. Phils doppelgnger.

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Has had the same bottle of Dickel for decades. Refills it with apple juice.

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the guy down the park sniffing playground swing seats.

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He's had so much "traffic" going into his ass that he's got a tattoo on his butt that says "No U-turns!"

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Was spotted at the beach last weekend proudly sporting a large, new tattoo of a nude Whoopi in the classic stink bug pose.

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Is a legend at his local hospital where to this day, all staff and personnel still enjoy yucking it up over the idiot who came to the ER on July 4th with the charred remnants of big, still smoking, Roman candle buried in his bum. Always a sucker for a dare, they learned he had planted the fireworks in his butthole. Turned out, the lube his inebriated buddies gave him for a smooth insertion was actually superglue. His problems and woe were compounded when the 16-shot candle misfired sixteen times, shredding his butt cheeks, while setting his mangled scrotum afire.

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Is waiting for science to develop a CAPS lock for his penis.

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