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Oh I had that lifestyle a few years ago. I was really quite fit, going to the gym for 2 hours a day for about 5 days a week, or at least a 10 km (6 mile) run as an alternative. But then I went through incredible pressure of planning to marry a man that was totally not for me, then coming to terms after was a fiasco. Anyway, much self learning occurred but so did weight gain. I had a few other major life events occur. Anyway, I want to do the balanced meal and exercise thing but I need to lighten my load now.


Believe me, I understand. I was in quite phenomenal shape until about 4 years ago when I went through a period of about 3 years where I spent consecutive months on end not being able to walk. Getting into shape at 37 was one thing. Getting into shape at 47 is a whole different animal.

I still say that baby steps are the best way. I've tried the Atkins/keto/juicing, etc. stuff. They all worked for anywhere from 3 days to 3 weeks, but they just aren't sustainable (for me anyway) any more.

I hope you find what works for you. I know "the thing" can be unique to each person. Don't discount the mental aspects of the issue either. You'd be surprised how much negativity toward yourself can hamper physical health.

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Haven't heard from you, Oracular. How's the diet coming along?

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Tracy Kiss would advise Jinxy to switch to sperm smoothies.

Amen.

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Oracular, I have very healthy sperm for you, if you'd like some. You'll love it straight from the "container," I'm sure. No charge!

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So, on hiatus. I needed a temporary break from meating [sic] and gained 4 lbs back (no surprise, as it is standard when you recarb quickly). I plan on getting back in gear post mother's day. Really happy though. Feel a bit better overall

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Oracular, what about your book? How is that coming along?

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i read a book somethimes

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You need to turn the pages, you know?

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Jinxy must have her nose to the grindstone, crankin’ out page after page of riveting prose.

Amen.

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Either that or she's so weak from that keto diet that she can't get up.

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Or, maybe she got so hungry from Keto she tried to eat Beto with a slice of tomato on a baked potato.

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Or maybe she's having Keto with Kaeto Kaelin.

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Or, maybe our dear Jinxy fell off the keto wagon and boomeranged so hard that she can no longer squeeze through the Asylumnation door.

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I fixed that door 2 weeks ago. The rollers were rusty.

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Barn door, eh?

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Airplane hanger door.

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