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Forget it!

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It? Who’s it?

I just cut an enormous fart. Wow. I’m sapped.

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Why do you cut it and do you use scissors or a knife?

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Herk, that’s similar to the puzzling question that has vexed and confounded panels of distinguished experts for what seems like an eternity:

How does the penis get hard without no bone?

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IT GETS HARD??

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Years ago.

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The Loretta can do that to a man. Just try to get her image out of your head and you'll be fine.

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Herk, some things simply cannot be unseen.

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Like the jackassaz in The Loretta's red brassiere.

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I'm afraid I do (have blue eyes). Goes with the blonde hair, well, blondish. ...
Chelle, this was that jackass wonderaz’s attempt at pitching forum woo to unsuspecting gals he thinks have dough. Well, it’s never too late to set the record straight, especially for such a noble cause as defending the honor of fair maidens such as you. That said, I’ll once again indulge in liberal license from Bonjour’s semi-neon cloud of moving, insightful, and timeless prose as we pull the curtain back from that jackass known as wonderaz:

Coarse, unwashed, yellowish colour hair, reminds of bottles peed in when too lazy to leave the couch. Wafts of moldy apples, stale farts, and armpits on the subway, this one was born to disappoint. Give him all your rent money tonight to help you forget you have to repeat the same day tomorrow, or save a little for next month after you’ve realized any half-wit can do better than this. While he is good with pork and beans or pancakes, this stinker inevitably compels copious self-medication any time of day, every day.

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Herk, some things simply cannot be unseen.


Like The Loretta's taint!

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Never saw it, Herk. I know when to close my eyes. TIGHT!

And pray. Pray like hell.

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God saw it and created earthquakes.

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More like POOPQUAKES

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Go have yourself a slice o’ poop cake, Dencey. Your blood sugar’s outta whack and your clitoris is engorged.

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IT GETS HARD??


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Guess I'm not the only one who has put his foot in his mouth.

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Me, too, but I don’t suck on my foot like Fido does.

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