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wonderaz
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Halle

Sexiest woman Alive?
Esquire thinks so.
http://www.cnn.com/2008/SHOWBIZ/Mov...ref=mpstoryview



OK, she is hot.

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Trenchant_Troll
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Your debilitating condition, the one that allows you to support you assertion with nothing more than a lame CNN link, speaks volumes and causes all that cast an eye upon you to shake their heads in pity.

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Avondale
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i've never really found her to be very attractive at all

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Mordecai
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I'm saying no.

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Mister Freign
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Esquire is full of racist self-loathing recrimination, clearly. Vanilla pudding pops are OK once in a while but let's not pretend they're a masterpiece. + her boobs are weird and she ruined Storm.

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loser
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She falls outside my fetish range. Thumbs down.

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堑r关
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quote:
Originally posted by Mister Freign
Esquire is full of racist self-loathing recrimination, clearly. Vanilla pudding pops are OK once in a while but let's not pretend they're a masterpiece. + her boobs are weird and she ruined Storm.
ruined storm? jesus fuck, if she ruined storm, then she totally fucked catwoman in the anus with a rusty pole. she should be slain for that crime against kitties alone.

in summary, she's probably purrrrfect for topping "Esquires" latest poll. after all, they mean so much


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quote:
Originally posted by Trenchant_Troll
Your debilitating condition, the one that allows you to support you assertion with nothing more than a lame CNN link, speaks volumes and causes all that cast an eye upon you to shake their heads in pity.


You are a homo.

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quote:
Originally posted by Avondale
i've never really found her to be very attractive at all


You are a homo.

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wonderaz
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quote:
Originally posted by Mordecai
I'm saying no.

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You are a little homo.

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wonderaz
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quote:
Originally posted by Mister Freign
Esquire is full of racist self-loathing recrimination, clearly. Vanilla pudding pops are OK once in a while but let's not pretend they're a masterpiece. + her boobs are weird and she ruined Storm.


Yep, another homo.

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wonderaz
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quote:
Originally posted by loser
She falls outside my fetish range. Thumbs down.


Skinny homo.

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quote:
Originally posted by 堑r关
ruined storm? jesus fuck, if she ruined storm, then she totally fucked catwoman in the anus with a rusty pole. she should be slain for that crime against kitties alone.

in summary, she's probably purrrrfect for topping "Esquires" latest poll. after all, they mean so much





Jealous.

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Vegas
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Registered: Feb 2001
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Not the sexiest woman alive.

However, I wanted to read the issue as soon as I saw her on the cover. She's fine. Finer than Freign, that's for sure.

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Your whole "I dress like an office drone and act respectable and then sit on forum where we discuss urethra fucking and public torture" bit still creeps me out. I bet it would creep out your co-workers even more.

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Coincidence
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You're all gayer than a tree full of monkeys.

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Mugtoe
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I think she's hot as fuck.

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dogcow
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i'd hit it.

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Pinecrika
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I'd hit it repeatedly. Hell, I'd let her hit me.

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FuhQall
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Gets my vote, I would shove one up her with little to no hesitation.

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quote:
Originally posted by wonderaz
Jealous.

pffft. envious of pfeiffer and newmar maybe. halle's way too fucking sweet for me

there's no comparison






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Mordecai
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The sheer number of ugly women with children makes using the fact that males would fuck a particular woman a useless metric.

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xxooxxoo
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to each his own, to me shes just a random tanned slut.

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quote:
Originally posted by Mordecai
The sheer number of ugly women with children makes using the fact that males would fuck a particular woman a useless metric.

-m



So? I'd kick it, but only if she begged.

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Mordecai
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Exactly.

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I want a sister a little prettier and more spacious/roomy (big car comfort). Beyonce FTW any day of the week.

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