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And, please, let's not forget about these great songwriters:




Johnson? Johnson? Did you say JOHNSON?! WHERE... IS... MY... JOHNSON?!?!?

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I'll see yer Johnson and raise ya a tallywacker!



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I'll see yer Johnson and raise ya a tallywacker!

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Well, since you put it like that, o' nephew Herkimer, we're just gonna have to get back to what really matters:



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Uncle Jeb, would you PLEASE stop exposing your private part again?!?!!

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That's just proof that with enough Dickel you can pickle anything.

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I can't believe you've been topping this thread every 11th day of the month for over 5 years. You're fuckin nuts.

We all are. But, after all, it isn't named The Asylumn for nothing!



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Well, it's the pickle, er thought, that counts.

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That is the truth, Uncle Jeb.

And, by the way... the part that I bit off? That was going to be YOURS!

I'm very generous that way!

God bless!

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Bite one o' these:



You have to swaller, or it don't count.

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..

Attachment: pickle2.jpg
This has been downloaded 36 time(s).

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A double whammy for de Grasshoppa:



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MMMMmmmmmmm...

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fap fap fap

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Oh shit.
I'm late.

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I was introduced to this in college, and every time I buy it, it makes me my mom almost puke, lol.
I love this stuff now!

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