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You should eat some rancid fish so you'll smell like Loretta.

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No. No. No. The Loretta smells like boiled cabbage, urine, and farts. She got an email from grasshoppa stating that’s what Hillary smells like.

Well, as you know, The Loretta is a Hillary super fan. And it goes without saying her brutal pungency, along with her sail shredding cheese-cutting is the stuff of legend. So, transitioning to boiled cabbage, urine and farts was an easy progression for Her Beastiness.

Amen.

p. s. Whatever you do, DO NOT tell The Loretta that grasshoppa’s Hillary email is fake news kaka-doodie. Grasshoppa can’t run worth a flip. Plus, there’s nowhere free he could hide, anyway.

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Originally posted by GoFuckYourselves!
You should eat some rancid fish so you'll smell like Loretta.

Herk, you can deny, deny, deny, but the nose knows. You smell like cheeeeese. You’re a closet cheeeeese-chomper.

I knew it, I knew it.

Amen.

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I happen to smell like freshly cut flowers. The cheese you smell is coming from your own [blank]. That's why Fred always buried his nose in a fluffy pillow.

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