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J E B Stuart
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That recurring itch below my shoulder blade, about 1/4 of an inch beyond the reach of my fingertips, is annoying as hell.

Amen.

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Use your feet.

You could also try taking a shower you filthy bastard.

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Showering is fer pussies.

Meow.

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How does 'attempting to alter the course of human history' fit into one's resume?

"2004- 2014- Fully engaged in the noble cause of changing the world for the better..."

How does that qualification not prepare one for just about any prospective contemporary employment imaginable?

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'Noble' and 'good' means different things to different people. You might be out killing people who pollute a lot. Which is bad if you want to work in the industry.

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Rewards cards are starting to annoy me. Too damned many of 'em.

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I found a new, extreme annoyance yesterday. Getting an injection in the eyeball is really exceedingly annoying.

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being in the middle of the woods on a rainy day, feeling like something is watching you and realizing it's a fox 20 feet up a tree.

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Wow, magical.
I too have been tickled by fox vibes, but only in a suburban setting.

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being in the middle of the woods on a rainy day, feeling like something is watching you and realizing it's a fox 20 feet up a tree.


Did you live?



What I find annoying...When I order Ice Tea and these southern dumbasses can't seem to realize that Ice Tea does not mean Sweet Tea.

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Did you live?



What I find annoying...When I order Ice Tea and these southern dumbasses can't seem to realize that Ice Tea does not mean Sweet Tea.



If you're in the south, yes it does. You have to specify UNsweet tea otherwise. Learn the lingo and things go a little easier.

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As soon as one of them can explain the process of UNsweetening the tea.

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I may have already posted about this annoyance, but when I started to check, I became annoyed. So, after much deep introspection, I decided to just embrace the possibility of a tack attack and roll with it.

Drivers at a stop sign attempting to make a left turn onto a busy street. They annoy the hell outta me. Times like those are when I wish I had a turd launcher installed in the front grill of my car.

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It's even worse when they stay on the right blocking everyone from passing him trying to turn right.

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Yes, and just sitting there, looking down at the damn phone, texting away.

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Stopping simultaneously at a 4-way intersection where the other car(s) have windows tinted so darkly it's impossible to see if the driver is gesturing for you to go first. Or, if you're gesturing to that other driver, it's impossible to tell if he/she is looking, much less acknowledging your gesture.

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quote:
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What I find annoying...When I order Ice Tea and these southern dumbasses can't seem to realize that Ice Tea does not mean Sweet Tea.


Mine is serving it in a plastic glass.

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I always have to emphasize no sugar.
One time I said unsweetened and they asked if I wanted Splenda or some other bullshit.
And when you order a ton of shit walking into a fast food place then they ask if it's for here. And the lady saw just me walking in.

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... And when you order a ton of shit walking into a fast food place then they ask if it's for here. And the lady saw just me walking in.

That's what you get for ordering a whole ton of shit, grasshoppa.

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That woman at Walmart wearing the skunky sweatpants that wholly failed to conceal the clumps n lumps in her massive, overfed butt...she irritated the shit outta me. She got her basket and I was right behind her with mine. She stops right by the sanitary wipes and begins yankin them out and wipin down her basket, instead of first moving out of the way so the next customer (me) could get some wipes.

I stood there for over three minutes, shuffling my feet and clearing my throat, while trying to set her rats nest hair on fire with my hot glare. The irony is, she didnt wipe the one thing she had that screamed to be disinfected.

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Shit that annoys me? Rosie.

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