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I'm the absolute opposite. I want to be stuffed in the cheapest box possible. I don't want strangers touching my corpse, for any reason. Cremated. No death notices. No funeral, no fuss. Friends and family may have a low key drink in my memory if they choose, but no shindig that people I don't like would attend and pretend like we were best friends (it's a pet peeve of mine).

On a related matter, it cost me $16,000.00 to bury my Gran, and that was a pretty standard thing. Funeral home, nice mid-range coffin, church service followed by light beverages and snacks etc... dying is expensive! AFTER I paid the $1200.00 flower bill, they gave me a $50.00 voucher for flowers. I made Piney use it to send me flowers at work as I knew that would annoy the kind of people I like annoying.

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