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The only Sioux “restaurant” I know of is that frozen Custard stand in The Black Hills.

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Didn't the Sioux slaughter General Custard?

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Actually, he had it comin’ to him.

Need I ask what day it is? For the umpteenth time? I’m getting whiplash.

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He had an ice cream sandwich coming to him will also.

NOOOOOOOOOOOOOO.

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Yesssss. And for the record, I had homemade ice cream today, NOT, frozen custard.

It’s a good Sunday.

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If you're so sure that it's Sunday, then why didn't you have a Sundae?

I'll take Haagen-Dazs over homemade any day.
I think Trader Joe's "Premium French Vanilla" is actually Haagen-Dazs under the Trader Joe name. My taste buds tell me this.

I can tell you loved your homemade ice cream, so that's good. You could have invited me over to have some, bitch.

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.,,I'll take Haagen-Dazs over homemade any day. ...You could have invited me over to have some, bitch.

Why in the world would I squander such a culinary delicacy on a coarse cretin who prefers Haagen-Dazs? That’s like saying you prefer otange Koolaid over freshly squeezed orange juice.

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Shows what you know.
Haagen-Dazs happens to be homemade. It's homemade in their factory. Bitch.

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Deja vu:



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I might stay after Sunday if we had a Sunday! You must be living in the past, Uncle Jeb, because there is no Sunday here. It died. It's gone. Give up this fantasy of yours! Ease up on the Dickle, Dickie!

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...there is no Sunday here. It died. It's gone. ...

Silly Herk! I see you’re still wearing those stylish blinders you won at the Ladies Rooftop Auxillary Garden Club raffle.

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Those aren't blinders, silly. The wifey uses that on me to make sure that I pay attention when she talking!

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Well, what happened to that ring she put in your nose?

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No, she was just playing around. I didn't let her do it. It's somewhere in the East River now.

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This is the OG Sunday thread. Accept no substitutes.

BTW, I had a grilled cheeeeese sammich last night. Tasty.

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Sunday has arrived here. It came in a little late but it's here now. I'm enjoying it very much. I'm not sure when it's going to leave. The computer model says around midnight.

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Well. Goid riddance to that Sunday, then.

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This Monday seems to be imitating Sunday.

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Maybe so, but Mugtoe posted in his suppository blog on Saturday, which happens to be the day before Sunday. Surely, that’s no coincidence. It’s probably a sign.

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It's a sign that Mugtoe isn't dead.

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