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Coincidence
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Registered: Apr 2004
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quote:
Originally posted by torque
I have no idea what my first post was.

WTF is going on here anyway? I step away for a moment and it's broken.


Through my vast computational skills, I have unearthed your first post!

http://www.asylumnation.com/asylum/...3&s=#post271063

Or http://www.asylumnation.com/asylum/...4&s=#post225734

From which we can learn that this place was always broken.

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torque
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Registered: Dec 2001
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quote:
Originally posted by Coincidence
Through my vast computational skills, I have unearthed your first post!

http://www.asylumnation.com/asylum/...3&s=#post271063

Or http://www.asylumnation.com/asylum/...4&s=#post225734

From which we can learn that this place was always broken.



Thank you, kind sir.

I still love fresh donuts. And cars.

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Coincidence
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Well, no wonder. Donuts represent ass and cars represent penises. This is common knowledge.

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Skeet
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Registered: May 2001
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quote:
Originally posted by torque
I have no idea what my first post was.



Probably something about how beautiful my penis is.

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J E B Stuart
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From the summer of 2000:

quote:
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Well, ol' wonder, I've discussed it with Fred. He's considering applying as your "roomie", but wants to know what's in it for him?

p.s. Tell him whatever you think he wants to know. I need a break. Amen.



Amen.

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shnakeman
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I forget how to work this.

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J E B Stuart
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Yours is here.

Amen.

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I was drunk when I got here.

It's not good, but it helps.

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J E B Stuart
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quote:
Originally posted by Agoust
... Shutting down, eh?

http://www.asylumnation.com/asylum/...?s=&threadid=87


Naaah. We are an important top-secret research project for the government.

Amen.

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Nineteen years and still running that "top-secret research program."

Impressive!

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Yeah, but dont tell anyone. Like I said, its top-secret.

Amen.

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I'm a CIA agent and I do monitor everyone here. You're all very untrustworthy. I'm sure most of you are communist sympathizers and think very fondly of Stalin and Mao. I have all your personal information so don't try anything funny. My Uncle Jeb was shot at by Che Guevera himself.

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_No cancelling halloween, damn it.

Happy halloween Kids!

PMG, it's all your fault I've got a new online community now! (I'd be Skadasangel of IAM)_

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Uncle Jeb, what does Skadasangel of IAM mean?

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Heres a hint: What doesnt kill you makes you stronger.
Jinxy belongs here. She doesnt need to be flying around Sweden.

A wise man told me something Ill never forget ~ Dont ever forget where you came from.

Amen.

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quote:
Originally posted by shnakeman
I forget how to work this.

Its because you have become an old fart and forgetting us what old farts do.

Happy birthday!

Amen.

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You suffer from CRAFT -- can't remember a fucking thing.

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