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Originally posted by J E B Stuart
Jinxy. Herk just rested my case for me.

So. Onward to Sunday school for you, Jinxy. Now. Time to start bringin’ in them sheaves.

Amen.



Oracular, don't you dare listen to him. You will rue the day that you go into a Sunday school looking for a partner. May the wrath of God be upon your soul if you deign even contemplating such an ill-advised endeavour! Follow your heart and may it lead you into an insane asylum!

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Like I said, Jinxy ... Sunday School. This will be the soundtrack of your life if you look for woowoo the Herk way:



Amen.

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Oracular, this simply proves me right! You're finding your life partner AFTER they came and took him away. Now he's been rehabilitated, through shock treatments, or, perhaps even better, a frontal lobotomy. Oracular, this is a man who will give you no problem whatsoever! He will do whatever you say and he's yours for life. You never have to worry about him running off with other women! Or give you Bible lectures, which is, unfortunately, the path to which my Uncle Jeb wishes to lead you. Oracular, the choice is yours. Make it wisely.

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