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Muffy
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Name one normal person who’s ever been granted membership in Asylumnation. 😜🤓🤪

Amen.


I had to think really long and hard about this (and probably could have spent that time far more productively), but I would suggest Torque was quite a well rounded and balanced individual.

Of course, with my background and spectacularly bad judgement, that probably means he's a serial killer.

who else is a candidate for "normal"?

err... what are we calling normal these days anyway? (I probably should have started from that point).

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I think we have had, over the years, many normal abnormal people in attendance.

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We're fortunate in that our diverse abnormalities mostly fall within acceptable parameters. Meh, normal people are usually boring anyway.

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I need a work environment filled with asylum-like people. I don't know how to function around these bleached white personalities.

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My former employer introoduced a crappy new contract called "R3". I didn't like the terms or the way it was being rolled out, so on international dress like a pirate day I went to work in full Pirate regalia, brandishing a sword with "Arrrghhh. 3!" written across it and made all my subordinates walk the plank. Yeah, I don't work there any more. Fuck normal. Fuck corporate mentality.

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You're a troublemaker, that's what you are!

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Maybe, just maybe, the truth is that there is no such thing as a “normal” person.

Amen.

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Norm

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Do you know anyone named “Norman Alan?”

Amen.

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I do. He's on my bowling team and we call him Normal. And his average is less than.

I also know Alan Norman who's in our poker group.

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...I also know Alan Norman who's in our poker group.

Yeah, I heard about that poker group. It’s run by Dewey Cheatham, so I steer clear.

Amen.

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You steer clear because everybody knows your tells.

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I don’t play poker. Herk. Blackjack is my game.

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Tiddly Winks is mine.

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Tiddly Winks? Did you finally get tired of always losing at Strip Poker?

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Whaddya mean tired? I lost on purpose!

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Whaddya mean tired? I lost on purpose!

Herk! Besides your duds, have you lost your ever-lovin’ mind? I mean, playing strip poker with Heffernan and those trannies? Jeebus.

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