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Here's an exclusive for you: don't be so inclusive.

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Changing the world one taperson at a time ...

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Here's an exclusive for you: don't be so inclusive.

I have to do the right thing, Herk. Why, just today, I had Mexican food. I ordered a taperson, not a tamale. Unfortunately, the PC warm fuzzies self-reward I earned was overwhelmed shortly thereafter by flames and noxious erupting from my butt.

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Shouldn't it be a taperoffspring instead of a taperson?

With flames coming out of your ass how did you not set fire to the restaurant?

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Shouldn't it be a taperoffspring instead of a taperson? ...

Naaah. It’s down to tamales and tafemales.

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Thank god!

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...With flames coming out of your ass how did you not set fire to the restaurant?

Precision pooping, my man. And nerves of steel.

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You're a man and total control. Except when you have the runs.

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You're a man and total control. Except when you have the runs.

Where there’s smoke, there’s sumpin’ runny:



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God speaks to him. Unfortunately, that's how he speaks!

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Do not light a match. That would be a bad thing. A very bad thing.

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Fine. Then I'll use a lighter.

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Fine. Then I'll use a lighter.

Sweet Mother Mary ‘n’ Joseph, Herk. You don’t need a match or lighter, dammit! It ain’t about bongs for Jesus. It’s BONGOS for Jesus:



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I think James Brown and Mick Jagger had a love child together.

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What would the child’s name be?

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